first we'll cry, then we'll laugh

(jason: *saying something*

poiret:sasalele?

vautrin:you idiot?🙄 it’s a “sale” “sale”!

eugene:sasalele

vautrin:yes babe!!sasalele ^_^

I have a headcanon that if vaas is watching, jason doesn't just capture the outpost, he chooses the most beautiful way to capture it to impress him completely (vaas will be impressed in any case, if jason remains alive and well hahah)

pirates, when they are going to capture an outpost: *gathering with a large number of people, take different types of weapons with them, take dogs, etc*

In his normal state, jason is my little kitty. I think he's easy to talk to, charismatic, emotional, and fun. he attracts people (let's not deny the obvious, everyone wanted jason in the game for more than just his looks). and that's exactly what vaas needs, because in my opinion, jason kind of emotionally unloads him (as long as they don't fight, okay?)

BUT as soon as jason feels the need to use violence, he's a different person. he becomes a problem for everyone. If there's any kind of chaos on the island, you can be sure that jason is at the center of it. he's like a blinding sun. like a mesmerizing forest fire. when jason is dangerous, he's incomparable. It's not because he's cruel, but because his actions have consequences that are difficult to resolve or impossible to solve (sometimes even against jason's own interests). I think vaas is the only one who can get jason out of this state quickly, before he starts doing something stupid (but first vaas would enjoy him)

"snow white"

vaas is in a good mood, everything is fine, a little work vibe

"princess"

maybe vaas is horny. or he needs attention. very good sign.

"jason"

neutral. but it can be a warning.

"brody"

maybe there will be a shootout. something happened and jason need to fix the situation immediately.

"you stupid bitch, I told you not to do that."

when vaas starts to miss jason, he comes up with ways to capture him.

when jason is successfully captured, vaas mostly admires jason, talks to him (mostly vaas speaks), teases him a bit, allows them to share a cigarette, and they end up fighting so jason can escape again

Jayce was wrong.

lol viktor: can you hold the damn pliers steady?

lol jayce: I'm FINE with these pliers. It's not clear where you're putting your hands. where are you trying to attach this wire now?!

lol viktor: in your ass, if you don't stop yelling at me!

lol jayce: I'm not yelling at you! I just want everything to work out for us!

lol viktor: then hold the instrument normally!

lol jayce: YES, I'M FUCKING HOLDING IT

jayce from lol: IN WHAT WAY IS MY THEORY WRONG? I CAN'T BE WRONG ABOUT THIS!

viktor from lol: okay. we're going to check this again from the beginning. but if it turns out in the end that I was right, I'll hit you so hard with my cane that you'll instantly fall off the height of your ego.

here they are very similar to those who got divorced. those people who continue to write fanfiction and draw art based on them, know that I kissed your hands!

I love their characters and their behavior towards each other. they have a pretty interesting feud, on the one hand it's very funny, but on the other it's fucking sad.

jayce always a little late before work to buy him and viktor lunch. viktor always refuses, but in the process, jayce feeds him both viktor's lunch and his own.

imagine the two of them sitting on the bed under the yellow, warm light of some lamp on the table, and whispering or laughing. you know, as friends, not as colleagues.

this is very important for jimmy, because at such moments he is not tormented by the feeling of his own insignificance. he sees that nothing is changing between them, curly still loves him and this is a great comfort for jimmy.

curly is just very glad that jimmy is his friend, with whom he can act naturally and not keep the captain's mask. curly can only be curly in the evenings, only with jimmy.

curly gives jimmy a plush horse toy. jimmy accepts the gift, but says he doesn't need it and laughs. however, later curly sees this toy sitting on jimmy's bed by the pillow.

yes, jimmy sleeps with a horse toy (keep your perverted thoughts to yourself, it's a cute head hahaha)

jimmy is the type who: "don't make me guilty! I don't want to hear anything! Apologize! Now!"

please tell me that I'm not the only one who likes it when curly puts jimmy in his place in fanfiction and shows who's in charge of this ship

a kind and gentle character who is able to dominate at the same time, this is my Roman empire. I need more fanfiction with them (before the crash/or au, where is everything good!!!)

but hey, theoretically, think about this: if jimmy and curly had fucked, the crash wouldn't have happened, curly would have been fine, anya wouldn't have been hurt. everything is in the black 🙄🙄