nf nobir fb orybj be fbzrguvat

I am ill….

Put me out of my misery I beg

Actually started feeling better after this.. how did you do that

Jr ner nyy urer sbe lbh.

Cyrnfr qba'g, zl ynmvarff vf rkgenbeqvanel.

I keep leaving tumblr open on accident and putting my phone in my pocket- somehow got into the change username menu one time lmaooo

vg unccrarq orsber, lbh unir gb erzrzore lbh'er abg #55 cyrnfr erzrzore gur bev-

Everyone is doing so fine! Except for redfirefox-01. That one is still coping with the whole: "being put in a machine that splits you into 57 different clones" thing.

HEY no no no don’t listen to them I am the original, they are spreading FALSE information and are not to be trusted..

redfirefox-55 is not the original one!!

SHUT UP don’t test me 56..

ya(51/7) be 1.986 vs jr'er ebhaqvat gb gur guveq qrpvzny cynpr

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROB ALL THIS???

Pillow landslide attack!

V guvax gung whfg cbffvoyl, gurl zvtug or pbzsbegnoyr jvgu n srj yrff cvyybjf?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROB ALL THIS???

Pillow landslide attack!

What have I done

What have I done?

Damnit, if only one of us knew how to read!

We can't read

V pna ernq jung lbh fnl, Nygubhtu gung zvtug abg or irel hfrshy sbe lbh va guvf zbzrag.

Bu url, V pna frr lbh!

An evil fucking mosquito infiltrated my house and bit me FOUR TIMES on one forearm

My plan is working.

Stop leaving the door open you’re letting the damn bugs in!!

I thought you were a fan of bugs?

Sigh. Only when they are not in my house I’m afraid

Ernyyl? V pna'g fgnaq jura gur ohtf nera'g va zl ubhfr.