Adios, Asshole

“Wait, did that sound se--I didn’t mean for it to--!!”

“Apparently I’m not allowed to scream into pillows with friends.”

Okay but lowkey I love YukarixShinji tbh

Something, something, Shinji’s never masturbated joke.

“Who even looks at butts like that?  Isn’t that weird?”

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

He’s resigned to his fate. He watches her take aim, spurred on by the confetti strewn about his person.  He takes the burst to the face.  He just sighs and flops back into the couch, a defeated man.

Oh, and ofc he can’t be in full control of it, cuz ofc he isn’t.

So I brought up a HeroAca verse for Shinji to my fiancee earlier and she asked what his quirk would be and I’m--someone pls help I have no clue

“Can you not be an adult for two minutes?!”  He growls--fucking growls at the incoming paper.  Not that he can do much more than that.  He’s come to terms with his fate.  He’s just trying to keep it all out of his eyes and mouth.

“Fuckin’--!”  He swats at the incoming torrent, but now it’s only getting worse.  The more this happens, the less he likes it.  His jacket is a tapestry that would make a technicolor dreamcoat jealous.  He’s scowling.

“Ah, the fuck...?!”  He tries to swat it away--ah, but it’s just getting everywhere.  It’s even in Koromaru’s fur!!