Bloodcurdling Beefcake Emperor

“Five seconds after first bell and already I wanna fuckin’ puke.”

“I’m not saying it’s a smart decision, but by the dictionary definition, tomatoes are fruit and pluto is only a Dwarf Planet. Also, that’s untrue. Because cereal is made to be eaten in a bowl with milk, whereas if you slap a slice of pizza in a bowl and pour Dr. Pepper on it, you’re not a chef, you’re a monster.”

“Tomato is a fruit, scientifically. That’s been proven. So why not the cereal-soup question? ...Also, yes. They do.”

“I thought it was the milk that made it possibly soup.”

“Inquiring minds need to know!”

“Is cereal a soup?”

“I love food ‘cuz it is yummy~ I will put it in my tummy~!”

Move fast baby, don't be slow Step aside, reload, time to go I can't seem to control All this rage that's inside me Pullin' shots, aimin' dots, yeah, I don't miss Branded by fire, born in the abyss Red hot temper, I just can't resist All this vengeance inside me

“If you want help workin’ out, I’m yer guy. You want me piggy back or on yer shoulders?”

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“Funny, I was gonna say you look like your favorite flavor of popsicle is Daddy.”

“Let’s get abs-tral, Akihiko-san!”

“Hehe. Ass-tral.”

“Est-ce de la flatterie quand ce n'est que la vérité, ma beauté enchanteresse?” Happily, he takes her hand and allows her to lead him, dutifully falling into step with her. “Je me compterais parmi les quelques chanceux de ce monde pour être dans vos bonnes grâces, et encore plus chanceux pour être dans votre cœur.”

“Oh, get off your high horse, you fuckin’ ignorant, disgusting waste of human flesh. A real malnourished-lookin’ fuck. You emaciated bitch. You sandwich-sized ziploc full’a shit. You’re so fuckin’ stupid, you couldn’t track a giraffe in snow.”