Reasons why fangirls are dumb

Just look at how strong he is in beating up all of those Nazi/HYDRA minions. He’s also SUCH a sweetheart. He goes behind enemy lines to save his friend, even though he totally, like, didn’t have to. And his friend died in the end anyways so #whatawaste. But it just shows you how awesome this guy is!

Even when he was scrawny, he was soooo brave by throwing himself over the fake grenade. He is just like, the ultimate American hero. 

Not only did he get his powers from a U.S. military experiment, he could only defeat his enemies because of the technology he received from the military. 

Here’s another difficult one, Team Shosanna/Emmanuelle Mimieux or Team Lt. Aldo Raine? Brad Pitt is a total cutie, but I’ve got a total lady boner for the guys Shosanna had in burning down the Nazis! 

On the other hand, what did smug American Aldo Raine contribute to defeating the Nazis? Pretty much nothing except for a few scalpings and questionable war tactics. He and his "Basterds" attempt to murder the top Nazi leaders at the film premier, which just overlaps Shosanna's efforts. His horrible Italian accent only leads Landa to become suspicious of a possible plot against the Nazi leaders. If it weren't for Raine and his plot, Landa may have stayed in the theater and died with the other Nazi leaders. Even though Raine and his "Basterds" incite a level of fear in the Nazis, it was Shosanna who brought down the regime by successfully pulling off her theater fire plot.  

The boys were soooo brave about being on the Tokyo bombing mission. I mean, it was a super important mission to the President. I’m like, totally sad that hottie Danny dies at the end of the mission and never makes it back. I’m so not emotionally ready to post videos and photos of such a cutie dying. But I’m including this clip of what the Prez had to say, because it totally highlights how important those super brave and talented pilots were to the war. I mean, how many pilots have the skill to take off a fatty fat bomber from an aircraft carrier? That’s super cool and took mad skillz. And on top of it, they bombed the crap out of Tokyo in that one scene!  

Either way, the attack was never designed to be a game changer like Midway or Hiroshima. It was a few planes, sent to do a very dangerous mission, risking and even losing the lives of a few elite pilots. Perhaps it may have boosted the morale of top military officers by seeing young men achieve the impossible, but the mission was deemed top secret and, to my knowledge, never covered in detail publicly. It did not cripple Japan's industrial or military abilities and resulted in no more than the destruction of a few industrial compounds in Tokyo.

Even this guy, their commander (and later colonel), said that America is going to win the war because of boys like Danny and Rafe. 

Look at how brave they both were in fighting back against the Japanese. And they’re super good at flying, so they could pull off playing “chicken” and making the bad guys crash into each other. They took down 7 enemy planes. The Japanese sure didn’t come back for another round of attacks after they saw what those boys could do!

In addition, the Japanese decided against a third wave of attacks due to reasons other than "scary American pilots." The movie suggests that the surprise element was already gone, and it was better for them to pull back. It's ridiculous to think that two American pilots could influence the outcome of such a horrendous attack. 

Basically, things would've turned out just fine without Indiana Jones.

Instead, what Jones did was to relentlessly prevent the Nazis from encountering their blazing demise. For all of his foolhardy antics in attempting to capture the Ark, Jones ultimately still failed his mission. Only because the Nazis "won" the game of getting their hands on the Ark did Jones inadvertently cause an entire German infantry to be burnt to dust.