yall know what this is

i’m gonna explode.

this is Man patrick to me. not younger patrick, none of that. nono. this is fat hairy horny patrick. big thick thighs and round stomach and hair scattered all over his legs and arms and stomach and chest and face. pink lips bitten red. cock hard and sticky against his belly. fat thighs spread wide to accommodate the even thicker dildo that’s sinking into his little pink hole that’s stretched and slick. his chin is tucked to his chest with his mouth dropped open on silent moans and shallow breaths as you inch the toy deeper and deeper. his cock flags a little from the stretch but then it slides home and you squeeze both asscheeks and give them a praising slap and he’s back to full hardness, wiggling on the toy, grunting low and heavy.

“feels good?” you’d ask. teasing. you know the answer.

“feels like im being split in two. yeah, of course it’s good”

“it’s cuz you are getting split in two. always so shocked to see you take this one all the way….”

sorry that last sentence Changed My LIFE. can we just sex pollen andy and sic him on the unsuspecting fall out boy...

andy being so desperate to get Anything done to his dick does so many things to them because andys usually composed enough and he's the only guy with a sliver of self control, but right now he's like a fucking animal.

i imagine they're in a cramped ass bus and it's like 2 am and they're all panicking because they Actually have to hold andy back if they wanna postpone what seems like the inevitable, and andy is in patrick's arms squirming so much and whining and begging to be payed attention to. he's even to the point where he'll let someone fuck Him which is something that never happens.

eventually andy says Something that has joe going "god, that's so hot. can we just let him do whatever at this point" and the others are like yeah sure and they all fuck nasty :3

YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

desperate andy <3 he doesn’t rly ever get fucked simply because it’s not his favorite thing! but today….whew. he’s borderline humping patrick’s thigh with how much squirming he’s doing, and he’s biting his neck, grabbing his shirt, groping patrick all over all while joe glances up here and there to stare for a bit. pete kinda walks in on it and stands in the doorway just watching and slowly getting harder, water bottle still in hand but long forgotten. he’s mesmerized. and horny.

at one point andy groans and grabs patrick by the hair and hauls him into kissing hot and heavy, grunting “you can fuck me. get inside me, come anywhere you want. please, anything, i need anything” and that’s when joe says that it’s hot, that they should let andy go wild <3

exactly you get it

also i think they’d get so caught in their tongues brushing that they end up sloppy making out right over your pussy and you feel their breaths and spit and tongues but they’re not licking you……maybe. maybe….maybe you’re a little toppy with them….grabbing them both by their hair and yanking them apart and saying “quit tongue fucking each other and get to work” and ohhhhh they react so beautifully <3 gerard gets so flushed in the face and his lips part on a little moan before he goes in to eat you out and frank’s eyes roll back but he lunges forward like a good boy….

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH WOOOO

as an indication of how horny i am, this idea came from an autocorrected text ^

ok wait this is hot and i’m also assuming u meant ryan ross

they don’t start off doing one and then the other. they’d both stand towering in front of you and you just keep your mouth open and tongue out and they like. each get one thrust before it’s the next one’s turn. truly one at a time. it gets them both wildly desperate because it’s kind of edging and it gets you wildly desperate because you crave the weight down your throat but you’re just getting TAUNTED…..

eventually one of them would snap and grab your hair and fuck your throat until they came, growling at the other to fuck off for a minute while they do their thing <3

mood

oh 🥺 this one hits….

they’ve been fucking for a while at that point, kind of teetering that weird place of wanting more but being too aware and fucked up to go for it. and then combine all that with the Situation, they’re both emotionally on edge constantly and the sex has gotten crazy (in good ways) because that’s their way of getting over the feelings

and one night, they’re going at it Rough, spencer pounding into brendon in doggy, groping him hard, pushing his shoulders down into the mattress. but even with the harsh motions, he’s growling how good brendon is, how it’s not his fault, how he’s loved and wanted and cared for. the duality is dizzying. brendon spins out, trying desperately to grasp the tethers of spencer’s callused hands on his body, but he can’t. he falls before he can stop himself, melting into the sheets and shivering under spencer’s touch. he moans brokenly and spencer breathes out hard and lays his whole weight over brendon’s back, starts to slow his thrusting but keeping the same deep and hard push and pull.

“yeah baby? oh, you needed this didn’t you….”

brendon can’t even nod, just moans in what he hopes comes across as affirmative

-strapped up anon

(also hihihihi i missed youuu)

HIIIIII <33333333 i missed u!!!

can i ummmmm……..what if it was one of those stupid lookin tongue adjacent ones <3 little at the tip but flaredddddd at the base and andy takes it all because he loves it (and his wife and her strap game)

this being said, here i go again on a little ramble.

i need to mold jim like clay in my hands!!! which means foreplay isn't just fore. ugh the thought of him using his long guitarist hands rubbing against my clothed clit, wetness slowly building. or just really slow handjobs on him, muffled moans into my shoulder. i dunno i feel like he's such a boring guy but in the sweetest way possible

omg of course!! i think that in order to be a good writer it’s important to write things a little out of your comfort zone and for me that means writing for people i don’t rly know a lot about!!

“i feel like he’s such a boring guy” im laughing so hard. that’s me with most of the band guys Actually but for the sake of rpf and self insert i don’t give a shit <3 it’s like. do i think pete is going to have a collar and dog ears and a tail butt plug? ok maybe the collar but it’s mostly used as a statement piece in outfits and not as a sex thing Mostly. it’s like!! they’re 40 year old dudes what are they getting up to other than probably pretty vanilla sex with their wives/gfs. BUT FOR THE SAKE OF FUN!!!! these dudes fuck crazy style with whips and chains and ears and toys!!!!

vices dallon has me in a chokehold bro. vices as an album is such a vital album to me and it just so happens everyone was so hot that era. dallon…cmere baby..

current pink aws and double dare bluesten are like Thee boyfriend to me. actually wait. both at the same time….

wait but this is cute :( it’s a baby pink box and he opens it to find all pink toys and pink ropes and a pink collar and maybe even a stupid bubblegum flavored lube for funsies. he’d grin at you and call you sweet and then spring into action and ask you if you wanna use the stuff on him or he use the stuff on you and frankly. i think both.