horndog sideblog

Im here to post with my penis

Like do you think Gerard was on warped tour coked the fuck out backstage somewhere just getting fucked by anyone who walked past

Incorporating danger days into the tour is actually all a ploy to reveal that the grand immortal dictator was actually korse the whole time (of course this happens at the Glasgow show with grant morrison) and when they start defying orders they come out to beat them up on stage until they're on the floor bruised and bleeding and panting with a gun pointed to their head and promising to be good and they're crying a little but it's also incredibly obvious they have a huge hard-on. And also so they can play planetary for ray every show :)

Medical breeding porn is great because their reasons for wanting to get pregnant are always so flimsy. Saw a girl say she wanted a baby so she could use the carpool lane 😭

Ray has such nice soft lips he was MADE to suck dick. If I was in a band with him I would have my dick in his mouth every day just to see it

I think Sylvia should put her cane in their fresh stab would

Rayrard piss fic underway

Haven't even decided if I'm going to dyke night or not but I just trimmed the bush anyway

Ok but genuinely Gerard wearing a shock collar next tour... Getting shocked every time they get a lyric wrong or say the wrong thing between songs... Whining a little about it...