Slenderman In Red

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

I'd like to meet the child.

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

No, I just want you to meet someone.

...I'm still suspicious.

Look, it’s not like it’s gonna eat you or something, it’s nice.

Are you sure I can trust you on this?

I’m sure.

You said that last time and then you stabbed me in the arm.

Do I have to?

No, but it’d be nice if you did.

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

I'd like to meet the child.

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

No, I just want you to meet someone.

...I'm still suspicious.

Look, it’s not like it’s gonna eat you or something, it’s nice.

Are you sure I can trust you on this?

I’m sure.

You said that last time and then you stabbed me in the arm.

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

I'd like to meet the child.

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

No, I just want you to meet someone.

...I'm still suspicious.

Look, it’s not like it’s gonna eat you or something, it’s nice.

Are you sure I can trust you on this?

I’m sure.

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

I'd like to meet the child.

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

No, I just want you to meet someone.

...I'm still suspicious.

Look, it’s not like it’s gonna eat you or something, it’s nice.

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

I'd like to meet the child.

*sigh* What is it this time, Red? Are you gonna stick me with another needle thing?

No, I just want you to meet someone.

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

I'd like to meet the child.

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

I see. the anons are once again intoxicated by inanity.

Yeah… the kid isnt so bad though. Well… they did call me an asshole, but otherwise they’re okay.

No, but many people say that. I never adopted anything.

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

She is not.

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

Um…

honestly at this point all you guys are lacking are adoption papers

I don’t think theres anywhere to get them in the forest

Interesting.

i mean she literally lived in middle ages Europe and then vanished for several centuries with the only evidence of her existence being a fairytale soooooo

Oh.

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

She is not.

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

Um…

Don't worry, red, the parent allegations won't go away soon.

Oh… phew?

Yep! People stopped are still saying I'm Malware's son!

Who is Malware?

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

She is not.

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

Um…

Don't worry, red, the parent allegations won't go away soon.

Oh… phew?

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

She is not.

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

Um…

honestly at this point all you guys are lacking are adoption papers

I don’t think theres anywhere to get them in the forest

Interesting.

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

She is not.

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

Um…

honestly at this point all you guys are lacking are adoption papers

I don’t think theres anywhere to get them in the forest

stop lying red we all know little red is your kid

She is not.

then why did you call her "young lady" and go all strict parent on her earlier

Um…