red-pandaaaaaaa

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

if you can’t find your favorite game there, try bluemaxima’s flashpoint! they’ve archived over 70,000 flash games! :)

I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

on all levels except physical I’m tenderly holding a chicken in my arms

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

that perfectly describes today’s weather

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 02/18/2013 3:16:18 PM.

I feel old

I regret to inform you I’m #kookmin trash.

it got that right