Red

@orange-offical @the-color-orange-offical @red-offical @blue-offical

yeah seems about right

hi. Nice wooden leg

Uh thanks

you’re welcome

Nice danglung strawberrys

my earrings? Thank you

Your ehat?

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

I've never heard of it

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

That’s odd I guess

How so?

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

Yeah thanks

mmhm. You’re welcome

Why are you wearing so much red?

cause I can

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

it’s a pin.

A what?

Ehats that one of?

uhh. Pride flag

Nice

yeah

How old are you?

22. You?

20

nice.

Yeah

so you do anything for work or something like that?

I work for 2 evil people

Neat I guess

Yeah but who do you you work for?

I don’t currently have work

Where do you live?

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

you’ve what!

Stolen

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

how much of it did you take?

All of it

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

when did you say bagel?

I thought I did

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

They knew I was a human

that’s…. Unfortunate

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

4ft I think

that’s. Quite short.

How tall are you?

like 5’9” or 10”

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

Tally

shorty

Meany

Rude

You made fun of me

I did? I was just responding to you

You called me short

I was just making an observation

A rude one

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

Still

Still what?

Still mean

why?

I don't like being called short

noted

*he throws a spoon at you*

why?

I don't know

I have more and why not?

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

What should I throw then?

Preferably nothing

Well I have a lot of spoons

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

You were mean so

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

Yes you were rude

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

And I'm a criminal

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

Do you want me to?

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

Please stop before i retaliate

Stop insulting md

how am I insulting you?

You called me shoet and weak

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

Lies

What’s the lie?

I'm plenty strong

sure. Whatever you say man.

Why are you so mean?

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

So why do you insult me?

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

It's mean

my apologies then

Good

you happy now?

I guess

that’s good

*he nods*

Soo. You do anything for fun?

Mot really just steal

I see

Ehat about you?

meh. I don’t do that much other than work

Fair enough I guess

yeah.

hi. Nice wooden leg

Uh thanks

you’re welcome

Nice danglung strawberrys

my earrings? Thank you

Your ehat?

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

I've never heard of it

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

That’s odd I guess

How so?

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

Yeah thanks

mmhm. You’re welcome

Why are you wearing so much red?

cause I can

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

it’s a pin.

A what?

Ehats that one of?

uhh. Pride flag

Nice

yeah

How old are you?

22. You?

20

nice.

Yeah

so you do anything for work or something like that?

I work for 2 evil people

Neat I guess

Yeah but who do you you work for?

I don’t currently have work

Where do you live?

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

you’ve what!

Stolen

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

how much of it did you take?

All of it

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

when did you say bagel?

I thought I did

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

They knew I was a human

that’s…. Unfortunate

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

4ft I think

that’s. Quite short.

How tall are you?

like 5’9” or 10”

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

Tally

shorty

Meany

Rude

You made fun of me

I did? I was just responding to you

You called me short

I was just making an observation

A rude one

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

Still

Still what?

Still mean

why?

I don't like being called short

noted

*he throws a spoon at you*

why?

I don't know

I have more and why not?

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

What should I throw then?

Preferably nothing

Well I have a lot of spoons

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

You were mean so

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

Yes you were rude

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

And I'm a criminal

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

Do you want me to?

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

Please stop before i retaliate

Stop insulting md

how am I insulting you?

You called me shoet and weak

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

Lies

What’s the lie?

I'm plenty strong

sure. Whatever you say man.

Why are you so mean?

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

So why do you insult me?

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

It's mean

my apologies then

Good

you happy now?

I guess

that’s good

*he nods*

Soo. You do anything for fun?

Mot really just steal

I see

Ehat about you?

meh. I don’t do that much other than work

hi. Nice wooden leg

Uh thanks

you’re welcome

Nice danglung strawberrys

my earrings? Thank you

Your ehat?

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

I've never heard of it

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

That’s odd I guess

How so?

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

Yeah thanks

mmhm. You’re welcome

Why are you wearing so much red?

cause I can

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

it’s a pin.

A what?

Ehats that one of?

uhh. Pride flag

Nice

yeah

How old are you?

22. You?

20

nice.

Yeah

so you do anything for work or something like that?

I work for 2 evil people

Neat I guess

Yeah but who do you you work for?

I don’t currently have work

Where do you live?

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

you’ve what!

Stolen

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

how much of it did you take?

All of it

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

when did you say bagel?

I thought I did

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

They knew I was a human

that’s…. Unfortunate

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

4ft I think

that’s. Quite short.

How tall are you?

like 5’9” or 10”

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

Tally

shorty

Meany

Rude

You made fun of me

I did? I was just responding to you

You called me short

I was just making an observation

A rude one

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

Still

Still what?

Still mean

why?

I don't like being called short

noted

*he throws a spoon at you*

why?

I don't know

I have more and why not?

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

What should I throw then?

Preferably nothing

Well I have a lot of spoons

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

You were mean so

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

Yes you were rude

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

And I'm a criminal

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

Do you want me to?

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

Please stop before i retaliate

Stop insulting md

how am I insulting you?

You called me shoet and weak

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

Lies

What’s the lie?

I'm plenty strong

sure. Whatever you say man.

Why are you so mean?

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

So why do you insult me?

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

It's mean

my apologies then

Good

you happy now?

I guess

that’s good

*he nods*

Soo. You do anything for fun?

Mot really just steal

I see

hi. Nice wooden leg

Uh thanks

you’re welcome

Nice danglung strawberrys

my earrings? Thank you

Your ehat?

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

I've never heard of it

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

That’s odd I guess

How so?

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

Yeah thanks

mmhm. You’re welcome

Why are you wearing so much red?

cause I can

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

it’s a pin.

A what?

Ehats that one of?

uhh. Pride flag

Nice

yeah

How old are you?

22. You?

20

nice.

Yeah

so you do anything for work or something like that?

I work for 2 evil people

Neat I guess

Yeah but who do you you work for?

I don’t currently have work

Where do you live?

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

you’ve what!

Stolen

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

how much of it did you take?

All of it

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

when did you say bagel?

I thought I did

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

They knew I was a human

that’s…. Unfortunate

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

4ft I think

that’s. Quite short.

How tall are you?

like 5’9” or 10”

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

Tally

shorty

Meany

Rude

You made fun of me

I did? I was just responding to you

You called me short

I was just making an observation

A rude one

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

Still

Still what?

Still mean