roy harper

It's the guy who said he likes ya! We're gonna be petty together n' I'm gonna stop 'im from buyin' stuff he don't need!

Nice kiddo, have fun

Thanks Roy! I'll see ya for dinner!

See ya kiddo

It's the guy who said he likes ya! We're gonna be petty together n' I'm gonna stop 'im from buyin' stuff he don't need!

Nice kiddo, have fun

Reblog to save a life.

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

Fuck me thats clever, actually worth reblogging

yeah okay ill reblog that!

have some self respect, ask for 5$

already took 10$. i'm a master of bargaining.

you sure are

have some self respect, ask for 5$

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird

You calling me a liar?

im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

Wow look at the time! I gotta go fold the dishes— ok bye!

fold dishes? really?

…Ok listen. If I pay you, can we pretend this never happened?

i can't be bought but i'll take the money anyway

If you’re not going to shut up about this, I’m not paying you.

oh well, not getting 20 bucks wont hurt me

It would’ve been 1000 but ok

.......make it 1500 and we have a deal

I’ll think about it

what? you tryna bargain here? my silence is expensive :p

It’s not expensive when it’s Bruce’s money

true, true

Ok, fine. 1500 for you, 500 for Lian. You’ve pulled my leg.

thx jaybird, my lips are sealed

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird

You calling me a liar?

im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

Wow look at the time! I gotta go fold the dishes— ok bye!

fold dishes? really?

…Ok listen. If I pay you, can we pretend this never happened?

i can't be bought but i'll take the money anyway

If you’re not going to shut up about this, I’m not paying you.

oh well, not getting 20 bucks wont hurt me

It would’ve been 1000 but ok

.......make it 1500 and we have a deal

I’ll think about it

what? you tryna bargain here? my silence is expensive :p

It’s not expensive when it’s Bruce’s money

true, true

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird

You calling me a liar?

im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

Wow look at the time! I gotta go fold the dishes— ok bye!

fold dishes? really?

…Ok listen. If I pay you, can we pretend this never happened?

i can't be bought but i'll take the money anyway

If you’re not going to shut up about this, I’m not paying you.

oh well, not getting 20 bucks wont hurt me

It would’ve been 1000 but ok

.......make it 1500 and we have a deal

I’ll think about it

what? you tryna bargain here? my silence is expensive :p

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird

You calling me a liar?

im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

Wow look at the time! I gotta go fold the dishes— ok bye!

fold dishes? really?

…Ok listen. If I pay you, can we pretend this never happened?

i can't be bought but i'll take the money anyway

If you’re not going to shut up about this, I’m not paying you.

oh well, not getting 20 bucks wont hurt me

It would’ve been 1000 but ok

.......make it 1500 and we have a deal

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird

You calling me a liar?

im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

Wow look at the time! I gotta go fold the dishes— ok bye!

fold dishes? really?

…Ok listen. If I pay you, can we pretend this never happened?

i can't be bought but i'll take the money anyway

If you’re not going to shut up about this, I’m not paying you.

oh well, not getting 20 bucks wont hurt me

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird

You calling me a liar?

im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

Wow look at the time! I gotta go fold the dishes— ok bye!

fold dishes? really?

…Ok listen. If I pay you, can we pretend this never happened?

i can't be bought but i'll take the money anyway

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird

You calling me a liar?

im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

Wow look at the time! I gotta go fold the dishes— ok bye!

fold dishes? really?

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird

You calling me a liar?

im not callin you a liar, but you ain't tellin me the truth

do you mean Roy harper

Why do people keep saying that

That's literally a coincidence, there's probably thousands of people in the world who fit that description

Sounds like him to me, random guy

And what would you know about that, random kid

I live with him

Of course you do. 🤦‍♂️ I'm not talking about Roy.

@red-arrow-head ROYYYYYY THIS GUY LIKES YOUUU

hm? what you talkin about kid?

NOTHING. HE’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING.

nothing eh?

im callin bull on that jaybird