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"Alright, I guess I'll go fuck myself then."

"Yes, that is me, I am the fuck."

"Let's do this shit."

"I'd rather call you tit socks."

"I guess I'll just sit here and fist myself."

"You can cut, peel, dice, filet, fist yourself!"

"Stop looking at me, [muse name]. You look moist as shit."

"You will all feast on the fuck."

"Oh! Everyone's fucking!"

"Will you please stop shoving dicks in your mouth and put me back on the race track?"

"Come here, young one. Let me tell you why your father is an asshole."

"Do not speak, squid scrotum!"

"I'm a strong, independent man/woman. I don't need you, [Muse Name]. But please, remember my name!"

"I'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition."

"Oh! Get the truth, bitch! Take a seat!"

"You've gotta be stirring my pasta."

"Don't think for one second that I'm not naked."

"You ass spanking, fruit punch drinking, guitar playing, shit eating piece of alligator jizz."

"I guess you can't stop what you can't fist."

"I have no biceps and I must curl."

"I brought my secret weapon. An erection."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your tongue. So I may climb it and supply you with this dope dick."