Reckless Friends

~ Lisanne.

When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he will search the entire beach for the perfect pebble to present to her. And a fucking text back is too much to ask !!1! ~ Lisanne.

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What I think is weird.. that when you go to bed on some random day, you fall asleep fast and sleep till your alarm goes. Normal right? Then the next day you just can't get to sleep! It won't work! Plus you'll wake up like 2 hours before your fucking alarm!!! -- Ilja

MOTHAFUCKA ~ Lisanne.

Did anybody ever listen to this song bc i think this is funny as heck ! ~ Lisanne.

Definitely my favorite one from them ~ Lisanne.

- Ilja 

-- Ilja

Yes, it's okay to cry. ~ Lisanne.

R.I.P ~ Lisanne.

Thought this was a pretty sweet video by Pewds :) 

~Lisanne.

You're not the only one who has woken up mid-act. In a study of more than 800 patients at a sleep disorders center, about 8 percent of patients reported incidents of sexsomnia--initiating sex with a partner while asleep, according to researchers at the University Health Network in Toronto. "In my experience working with patients, the attitudes, behaviors, and things people may say during sleep sex are often very different from what they'd do and say when fully awake," Dr. Winter says. As a parasomnia, the phenomenon is similar to sleepwalking--you're coming partly out of deep sleep enough that you can move and possibly talk, but your brain isn't awake enough to be fully conscious. "Many people have a vague recollection of it happening during the night or they wake up during sex," says Dr. Winter. "It's possible you may have been dreaming about sex or perhaps you went to bed with the urge." Euhm... What... ~ Lisanne.

Pope Francis deserves to be the fucking Pope for ever and ever man.

Lol ~ Lisanne