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Kneels down so she can see that he wasn’t joking. “Naturally white and not lacking luster.”

"Pfft. Sure it is."

"Hmph, how about I show you a trick?"

"I’m only twenty-eight…and my hair is white not old man gray."

"Pssh right. And I’m twenty-five and have blood orange hair."

Kneels down so she can see that he wasn't joking. "Naturally white and not lacking luster."

"Why even go through all that fucking work when you can snatch other kids candy?"

"Aren’t you too old to steal candy from anyone anyway?"

"I'm only twenty-eight...and my hair is white not old man gray."

"A day where stupid people dress up as stupid shit to get candy. I mean why knock on people’s doors when you can rob Walmart?"

"Why even bother to knock when you can break their doors and steal their candy?"

"Why even go through all that fucking work when you can snatch other kids candy?"

"A day where stupid people dress up as stupid shit to get candy. I mean why knock on people's doors when you can rob Walmart?"

rebelliousprodigy:

“How mature, Dante.”

"Hmm, you know I'm hilarious. That's why you love your brudder."

  ((I’m going as Vergil Omfg. Got Yamato and the wig and everything…except the fedora. Still waiting for that.))

((dhfasdjf; no waaaaay!! I’m not going to use weapons though… since I never made them XD but I’m just dressing up as fem!Dante, since I have the leather coat, red clothes and my hair has been bleached white. I’m pretty excited!))

((I swear I will be the only female Vergil still dressed like a dude--without showing cleavage and heels lol. And the pants are soo fucking tight. We have to post pics like bosses))

rebelliousprodigy:

"Fuck you very much, Vagina."

((This makes me laugh because I actually am dressing up as Dante for Halloween.))

((I'm going as Vergil Omfg. Got Yamato and the wig and everything...except the fedora. Still waiting for that.))

rebelliousprodigy:

"No..I...fuck you. My weight is perfectly fine." He has a derpy look on his face right now.