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if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggerated at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."

Using ai to create memes about the heatwave is like smashing your balls with a hammer repeatedly while screaming for help 😭

Reblog to do this to prev

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More people should consider this in their every day lives.

let this bring about a weird al revival

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Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

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