herbert, it’s you! you’re the re-aNYAmator?!!

who up downwarding their spiral

Herbert West is the guy of all time. He’s autistic. He’s a master manipulator. He’s a misogynist. He has particular contempt for a wife beater. He’s committed several felonies and still somehow manages to get his medical license. He believes in academic integrity. He makes puns. He drinks Diet Coke. He made his best friend a sandwich when he went into shock. He may or may not have killed his best friend’s cat. He’s gay coded. He’s ace coded. He’s trans coded. He’s sopping wet cat labeled “a project” by shelter staff coded. He’s a genius scientist who’s created a goop that brings the dead back to life as violent berserkers, and is confused every single time his goop brings people back to life as violent berserkers. He cheats death twice and it’s never explained how, in the movie franchise about literally bringing dead people back to life. Absolute icon, reigning champ of the poor little meow meow contest.

“Kill them with kindness” WRONG. Reviving them with my glowing green concoction. 💉 🧪 🥼💉🧟🩸💉💉 🥼🟩🧪 🩸 💉💉 🟩🩺🧪 💉🧟‍♂️💉🥼🩺💉🩸 🧪 💉🧟‍♀️ 🩺🟩🧟‍♀️🥼💉💉🩸💉💉💉💉💉 🧪 🟩 🩸🧪🧟‍♂️💉💉💉🩺💉 🟩🧪 🥼💉🩸🩺💉🧪💉🩸🥼💉💉💉🧟‍♂️🥼💉 🧪 🩸💉💉🧟🟩 💉🥼💉💉