Frog

@snoozysniff my snee

@rambrandt-the-painter

i cant undertale what youre saing to me

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

my awesome 3 mile chain. and yes it's alive

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

It you had shapeshifting powers you could make your palm print spell out the entire Bee Movie script and troll palm readers.

can we get more salt guys

where is the fucking pepper

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics