living in a tangent universe

The last fictional character in your photo library, is the person you gonna sit next to in a 8 hour flight!

OHHH EMU?? Not bad

this is so fucking funny

I think I'm cooked .

@starry-knighted @extra-extra-unhinged @ponyboy-the-pookie @snurphlee @lxganism @conglomerated-flock-of-birds @corpusdiem-seizethedead

Oh boy

does this count? The entire cast of HSM2, that’s pretty good I would say.

I can’t decide which one would be worse

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school