Really F**king Useful Stuff

Found this on the internet awhile ago, it’s not my photo. 

But if your mother is like mine and says she’ll teach you how to wash clothes when you’re 14 and then 7 years later you know less about a washing machine (That’s the one you can put dishes and the cat in too, right?) than ever - this’ll probably help.

Get a jug/bowl/bathtub/swimming pool of water, whatever will hold enough water to fit 2 eggs on top of each other.

Place the egg in it, if it floats don’t damn well eat it. 

If it doesn’t, enjoy your chicken period on toast or something. 

(If it’s trying to float but still touches the bottom of the container, it’s still good. )