not really me

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance ladies

Can we turn them into a situationship?

Oh this is beautiful!!! I wanna play in this sandbox! Do you think they teach each other new moves?

I think it's definitely a little awkward and tense at first bc they have such different styles and they don't have a routine or anything together, they always perform on their own, and at first they try to like tag team it and each do one song at a time, but then it looks weird to have one of them just standing to the side doing nothing, so then they sort of try to split the room, each of them focusing on one half, but they keep glancing over to see what the other is doing and oh where the fuck did he learn that move holy shit?? until one of the girls yells out "dance together!!!" and the rest of the party starts whooping and cheering them on so they make eye contact and do a "I'm down if you are" shrug because at the end of the day it's always whatever the client wants (within safety protocols, of course) (and they've both been asked to do some Real Interesting Shit at these gigs so this is nothing) so they're grinding up on each other, thumbing each other's nipples, snapping each other's panties, Leo pushing Serge down to his knees to grind in his face, the whole nine yards. Even splitting, they each end up making more in tips than they ever have. Serge ends up texting Leo a few days later, asking if he can show him how to do that move some time, the one that had everyone gasping, and Leo is all too happy to give Serge a private lesson.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

snail in my ear is telling me to disappear from the internet forever

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

It is so important to develop a sense of sovereignty over your own life