REALLY. MYSTICAL. PIRATE.

As a Wal-Mart employee I can vouch for this

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

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This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

I FOUND IT AGAIN!!! YAAASSS!!! BLESSED!!!

Always reblog

Ok but I think whoever’s soul got reincarnated as this kitten, was an alcoholic.

Squeeze ya meat

well that explains it

but jack off i guess

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

This always gets a reblog.

I remember seeing this shortly after I first came out and it just filled me with so much hope.

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven