shitty britches

A.I. may be able to paint pictures like an artist, but it will never overdose on heroin like an artist

how does everyone know what a chinese finger trap is? I feel like that shit should be way more obscure

what'd you say? sorry, I was daydreaming about being a medieval innkeeper

shawty IQ lower than my GPA

white girl try to not stand in front of the asiago bagel container at the dining hall challenge: impossible

if the purge ever become a reality, I'm takin out my barber