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This is my list of the "20 Most Relaxing Songs", my parody and total conversion of Rolling Stone magazine's "20 Most Annoying Songs".

Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son (1976)

Jefferson Starship - With Your Love (1976)

Steely Dan - Peg (1977)

Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around and Fell in Love (1976)

Fleetwood Mac - You Make Loving Fun (1977)

Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes (1981)

Journey - Lights (1978)

Marty Balin - Hearts (1981)

Andy Gibb - Shadow Dancing (1978)

Captain and Tennille - You Never Done It Like That (1978)

Exile - Kiss You All Over (1978)

Jackson Browne - Somebody's Baby (1982)

Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill (1977)

The Police - Every Breath You Take (1983)

Christopher Cross - Ride Like the Wind (1980)

Sting - If You Love Somebody Set Them Free (1985)

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time (1984)

The Moody Blues - Your Wildest Dreams (1986)

Pointer Sisters - He's So Shy (1980)

This ranking lists the 50 greatest songs of the 1990s, according to my opinions. To qualify, songs had to be well-known hits; the list also avoided critically panned songs, and multiple songs by the same artist. The list might be updated at any time, no matter what.

Here in this list, "...Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears comes in at #1.

Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time (1998)

Hootie & the Blowfish - I Go Blind (1994)

Madonna - Ray of Light (1998)

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - You Wreck Me (1995)

UB40 - (I Can't Help) Falling in Love With You (1993)

Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth (1999)

Cher - Believe (1998)

Jesus Jones - Right Here, Right Now (1990)

Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle (1999)

TLC - No Scrubs (1999)

Michael Jackson - Black or White (1991)

Billy Joel - The River of Dreams (1993)

Third Eye Blind - Jumper (1998)

Huey Lewis and the News - Couple Days Off (1991)

Jennifer Paige - Crush (1998)

Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply (1997)

Donna Lewis - I Love You Always Forever (1996)

Sheryl Crow - If It Makes You Happy (1996)

Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away (1998)

Matchbox Twenty - Push (1997)

Sixpence None the Richer - Kiss Me (1998)

Des'ree - You Gotta Be (1994)

Soul Asylum - Misery (1995)

Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You (1990)

INXS - Disappear (1990)

George Michael - Freedom! '90 (1990)

Tom Cochrane - Life Is a Highway (1991)

Sugar Ray - Someday (1999)

CeCe Peniston - Finally (1991)

Goo Goo Dolls - Slide (1998)

Van Halen - Right Now (1992)

Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing (1998)

Sting - Fields of Gold (1993)

Del Amitri - Roll to Me (1995)

Alanis Morissette - Ironic (1996)

Spice Girls - Say You'll Be There (1996)

Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack (1996)

Blues Traveler - Hook (1995)

No Doubt - Just a Girl (1995)

The Heights - How Do You Talk to an Angel (1992)

Smash Mouth - All Star (1999)

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue (1999)

Barenaked Ladies - One Week (1998)

Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing (1996)

Shawn Colvin - Sunny Came Home (1997)

Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy (1993)

En Vogue - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) (1992)

Duran Duran - Come Undone (1993)

Shawn Mullins - Lullaby (1998)

This ranking lists the 50 greatest songs of the 1980s, according to my opinions. To qualify, songs had to be well-known hits; the list also avoided critically panned songs, and multiple songs by the same artist. The list might be updated at any time, no matter what.

Here in this list, "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson comes in at #1.

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (1983)

Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes (1981)

Belinda Carlisle - Mad About You (1986)

Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine (1988)

Boston - Amanda (1986)

The Cars - Tonight She Comes (1985)

Donna Summer - She Works Hard for the Money (1983)

Lipps Inc. - Funkytown (1980)

The Bee Gees - The Woman in You (1983)

Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better (1985)

Prince - Let's Go Crazy (1984)

Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight (1986)

Madonna - Dress You Up (1985)

Christopher Cross - Ride Like the Wind (1980)

Jefferson Starship - No Way Out (1984)

REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling (1984)

Autograph - Turn Up the Radio (1984)

Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now (1987)

Mötley Crüe - Home Sweet Home (1985)

UB40 ft. Chrissie Hynde - I Got You Babe (1985)

Ratt - Round and Round (1984)

Pretty Poison - Catch Me (I'm Falling) (1987)

Real Life - Send Me an Angel (1983)

Heart - What About Love (1985)

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1983)

Def Leppard - Love Bites (1988)

Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (1985)

Deniece Williams - Let's Hear It for the Boy (1984)

'Til Tuesday - Voices Carry (1985)

A-Ha - Take On Me (1985)

Debbie Gibson - Only in My Dreams (1986)

Loverboy - Lovin' Every Minute Of It (1985)

The Pointer Sisters - I'm So Excited (1982)

Talk Talk - It's My Life (1984)

Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. (1984)

Glenn Frey - You Belong to the City (1985)

Hooters - And We Danced (1985)

Dire Straits - Money for Nothing (1985)

John Cougar Mellencamp - Small Town (1985)

Kenny Loggins - Footloose (1984)

Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels (1985)

Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (1987)

Bryan Adams - One Night Love Affair (1985)

Animotion - Obsession (1984)

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (1983)

Stevie Wonder - Part Time Lover (1985)

Billy Idol - Eyes Without a Face (1984)

Daryl Hall & John Oates - Out of Touch (1984)

Aretha Franklin - Freeway of Love (1985)

This ranking lists the 50 greatest songs of the 1970s, according to my opinions. To qualify, songs had to be well-known hits; the list also avoided critically panned songs, and multiple songs by the same artist. The list might be updated at any time, no matter what.

Here in this list, "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac comes in at #1.

Fleetwood Mac - Dreams (1977)

Jefferson Starship - With Your Love (1976)

Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son (1976)

Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around and Fell in Love (1976)

Journey - Lights (1978)

Donna Summer - Last Dance (1978)

Chicago - Baby, What a Big Surprise (1977)

Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill (1977)

Boston - Don't Look Back (1978)

The Eagles - Hotel California (1977)

Gene Cotton ft. Kim Carnes - You're a Part of Me (1978)

The Trammps - Disco Inferno (1976)

Genesis - Follow You Follow Me (1978)

Sweet - Love Is Like Oxygen (1978)

Dan Hartman - Instant Replay (1978)

Cher - Take Me Home (1979)

The Knack - My Sharona (1979)

Cheap Trick - Surrender (1978)

Sylvester - Dance (Disco Heat) (1978)

Rod Stewart - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? (1978)

The Doobie Brothers - What a Fool Believes (1979)

Village People - Macho Man (1978)

Barry Manilow - Copacabana (At the Copa) (1978)

Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive (1978)

Chic - Le Freak (1978)

Billy Joel - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) (1977)

Exile - Kiss You All Over (1978)

The Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (1977)

Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough (1979)

Edgar Winter Group - Free Ride (1973)

Head East - Never Been Any Reason (1975)

Toto - Hold the Line (1978)

Al Stewart - Time Passages (1978)

Nicolette Larson - Lotta Love (1978)

Steely Dan - Peg (1977)

KC and the Sunshine Band - Boogie Shoes (1978)

War - Low Rider (1975)

Paul McCartney & Wings - With a Little Luck (1978)

Ambrosia - How Much I Feel (1978)

Seals & Crofts - Summer Breeze (1972)

The Cars - Just What I Needed (1978)

Stealers Wheel - Stuck in the Middle with You (1973)

Grand Funk Railroad - Some Kind of Wonderful (1974)

Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond - On the Shelf (1978)

Elton John - Part Time Love (1978)

Boz Scaggs - Lowdown (1976)

Wild Cherry - Play That Funky Music (1976)

Daryl Hall & John Oates - It's a Laugh (1978)

REO Speedwagon - Time for Me to Fly (1978)

Welcome to my list of the 15 worst media franchises of all time. It contains media franchises which proved to be critically unsuccessful and are deemed horrendous.

Annoying Orange: This really crushed the competition and gained the prestigious No. 1 spot! I strongly hate the Annoying Orange franchise! Certainly, there's a lot to hate about it. The franchise has gotten so progressively worse that its Cartoon Network television adaptation nearly killed it.

Despicable Me: In 2007, an animation startup known as Illumination Entertainment was founded by Chris Meledandri. Then, they created Despicable Me, which received negative reviews from audiences and disastrously began the franchise.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I can't believe it was liked way too much! Despite being created at the end of the 1990s, why is SpongeBob considered a classic cartoon character? Who knows?

Fortnite: The mediocre inspiration of all battle royale video games, we had a trendhopper and trend-rider franchise known as Fortnite! Get it?

Captain Underpants: Since its inception in 1997, it has brought toilet humor and gross-out humor into the mainstream. You know what I mean.

Blue's Clues: An average Nickelodeon TV series that turned into a horrible franchise. It also aired on Nick Jr., you know!

The Amazing World of Gumball: One of the few cartoons with an ugly and eye-shattering visual style, The Amazing World of Gumball was also responsible for Cartoon Network's decline. Prepare yourself for an endless burden of boredom and fart jokes!

PAW Patrol: Starting off as a polarizing TV series which aired on Nickelodeon, it is well known for its ear-splitting voice acting and boring plots.

Bluey: A trendhopper and trend-rider franchise on the list, Bluey is absolutely born to be horrible! It was criticized for its ear-splitting voice acting and overall poor quality.

Steven Universe: This poorly-made television series was created by a millennial for Cartoon Network and turned into a mediocre franchise on its own. That's how bad it is!

Dora the Explorer: Another Nickelodeon franchise on the list, Dora the Explorer was known for its annoying voice acting. This is how greedy Nickelodeon was nowadays.

Ed, Edd n Eddy: A Cartoon Network franchise on the list, it's the only Cartoon Network television series in the 1990s that is not made by Hanna-Barbera Productions! This shouldn't be made in the first place!

The Loud House: This is Nickelodeon's masterpiece in terms of how bad it is. Enough said!

Rugrats: In 1979, Nickelodeon started off as a cable television network aimed at kids, providing educational charm for those needing entertainment, even at its peak in the mid to late 1980s. In 1991, Nickelodeon launched Nicktoons, which included Rugrats, which began its decline.

Some people thought about a clean version of Blender magazine's "50 Worst Songs Ever", and I wrote this version of it. The list avoids critically acclaimed songs, so that it's nice, clean, more accurate, and more easier to understand.

The list no longer avoids novelty songs, while the critically panned songs that were included in the original version stayed in their rightful positions.

Other alternative names include:

"50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs Ever"

"Run for Your Life! It's the 50 Worst Songs Ever!"

"The 50 Worst Songs Ever! Watch, Listen and Cringe!"

Here's the list:

Starship - We Built This City (1985)

Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart (1992)

Kim Wilde - Kids in America (1981)

Limp Bizkit - Nookie (1999)

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (1990)

Falco - Rock Me Amadeus (1985)

Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy (1988)

Eddie Murphy - Party All the Time (1985)

Madonna - American Life (2003)

Paul McCartney ft. Stevie Wonder - Ebony and Ivory (1982)

Clay Aiken - Invisible (2003)

The Beach Boys - Kokomo (1988)

Genesis - Illegal Alien (1984)

Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots - Disco Duck (1976)

Nena - 99 Luftballons (1983)

4 Non Blondes - What's Up? (1993)

Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song (Aserejé) (2002)

Toni Basil - Mickey (1982)

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling (1972)

Paul Anka - (You're) Having My Baby (1974)

Mocedades - Eres Tú (Touch the Wind) (1973)

Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Coming Home) (1983)

Cliff Richard - The Millennium Prayer (1999)

Los del Río - Macarena (Bayside Boys Remix) (1995)

Captain and Tennille - Muskrat Love (1976)

Kraftwerk - Autobahn (1975)

Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods - Billy—Don't Be a Hero (1974)

After the Fire - Der Kommissar (1982)

Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's (1995)

Miguel Ríos - A Song of Joy (1969)

Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (1993)

Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy wit It (1998)

Aqua - Barbie Girl (1997)

Phil Collins - Sussudio (1985)

R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People (1991)

Morris Albert - Feelings (1974)

Sisqó - Thong Song (2000)

Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe (1994)

Ricky Martin - She Bangs (2000)

Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out? (2000)

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire (1989)

Spandau Ballet - True (1983)

Terry Jacks - Seasons in the Sun (1973)

Des'ree - Life (1998)

Chris de Burgh - The Lady in Red (1986)

Debby Boone - You Light Up My Life (1977)

Counting Crows ft. Vanessa Carlton - Big Yellow Taxi (2003)

The Beatles - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (1968)

Los Lobos - La Bamba (1987)

Let me take you back to the mid 2000s, where some of the most notable social media platforms, including LinkedIn, YouTube, Facebook, Reddit, and Skype, began to exist.

Anywhere you go when you're looking for some great fads and memes, these fads and memes are very funny, clean, and peaceful back then!

You know, there is no Roblox, there is no TikTok, there is no trendhopping and trend-riding, there is no underage users, there is no preschool and children's videos! Internet culture of the time is very clean and peaceful!

Roblox will go down in history as one of a few media platforms to have willingly betrayed their own community in service to their business actions.

Their constant bad decisions will be taught in history books for generations to come, and the name "Roblox" will become synonymous with constant controversy mishandling, constant damage to the platform, and constant failure to interact with the community.

We hope that in the future, the Roblox Corporation should go out of business, the Roblox game and platform in all forms should be delisted and discontinued entirely, all subsidiaries of Roblox will be sold back to their original owners, and after that, they should never be revived ever again. Its executives, including David Baszucki, should be completely banished off the public eye.

Its community sucks, its userbase sucks, its fanbase sucks, its associates and affiliates sucked, its executives, employees, and administration sucked, and overall, the content hosted on it is too shitty. In the opinions of me, my affiliates, and my fans, it's good to say that the real world and the internet is better without it.

Once you become an Inspector Joe fan, you're a member of the Inspector Joe fan community for life. For now, I will trust and respect you with the loyalty you give to me.

The shutdown and dissolution of TikTok and parent company ByteDance all must happen!

With my own knowledge, I am the self-identified and one and only Inspector Joe, and I shall never abandon my ambitious plans and goals until I achieve them.

For most of the history of humanity, most people in the world had lived for nearly a century. Therefore, most things in the world are unknown until revealed or happened drastically.

"Like, if I just shat into a bag, and wrote "Back to the Future" on it, that would be the same as this awful piece of shit."