Unwrapping the Wonka Bar Vol. 1 - Where is Charlie’s Town Located? Part 14
Conclusion
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As I reflect on the findings of this analysis, I can't say that I am surprised that Charlie is from London. As an American, I am mandated to believe that England is just London.
It says so in the constitution, right next to the part that says every American can mount a pair of bear arms on their wall.
But in all seriousness, I suspect I wasn't the only person who always believed London was where the film took place. Like I said before, I don't suspect I was the only person who as a child thought the film took place in the United Kingdom, and while the filmmaker claims to have set out to produce a film set in a neutral location, the facts of the case would say otherwise. All the data available to us only serves to demonstrate just how fabricated the case for a fictitious Anglo-American setting is and how the only logical conclusion seems to be that Burtonville is a British town that is just a bit too 'Merican. But hey, there are even more strange ethnic and cultural enclaves in the real world for this hypothesis to be dismissed as illogical.
But, as we wrap up the first volume of Unwrapping the Wonka Bar, there is just one thing that still bothers me; why is Charlie's town covered in snow while the Salt Family Manor in County Buckinghamshire is not.
First thing's first, I already covered this discrepancy in Reflection/Reasoning for our Findings, however I want to go into more detail in this final instalment before moving on. I should also point out that this is something that probably belonged in Counter-Counter Point, but the question still stands that if Charlie's town is in Greater London, why is the town covered in snow while County Buckinghamshire is shown as lush and sunny? Even at their farthest points from each other, Greater London and County Buckinghamshire are only about 35 miles apart, meaning any snow that would fall upon Greater London would most likely fall upon County Buckinghamshire. Now, while this might sound obvious to some, it should be stated that cities as compact human settlements produce much more heat than more sparsely populated areas, due to the immense human activity, be that from personal vehicles, public transportation, commercial industry or energy being generated for public and private use. This applies to all cities, but in Greater London's case, this heat actually prevents it from having piles upon piles of snow falling upon it in the winter.
As we can see in this image from the UK's Met Office, the average winter temperature in London from 1981 to 2010 was 2°C to 3°C, or 35.6°F to 37.4°F, well above the 0°C or 32°F needed for water to remain frozen. And additionally, the areas surrounding the urban core immediately drop in temperature, yet notably not enough for water to remain frozen.
We can also see in this second map from the Met Office that London is one of the regions of the UK with the lowest amount of annual snowfall days, having an average of less than 10 days per year, during the time the events of the film would have taken place. This makes sense due to the fact that the heat generated by the residents of London, and the city itself, would prevent snow from piling up in the urban core, let alone even allow for a snowstorm to form over the city. Also, this would most likely be a gut punch to the storm that blanketed Burtonville in snow as it expanded, the heat of Greater London would dissipate it as it expanded deeper into the hot urban core that the storm would be nothing more than a few dark clouds once it reached the Salt Family Manor in County Buckinghamshire, just as we see in the film.
Now, admittedly, the main reason why there is no snow on the grounds of the Salt Family Manor in County Buckinghamshire is because of negligent oversight on the part of the filmmakers for not taking the timeline the film set up into consideration, considering the scenes that takes place there would have occurred during late January, one of the coldest times of the year. But there might still be an explanation for this discrepancy to be found within the film, and for that we need to take another look at the map from the prop newspaper.
As you can see, the areas to the north and east of where London should be are designated as BLEAK, nothing out of the ordinary for rural southeast England during the end of January, but if we take a look around where Parkenton is, which is where the real life London is located, we see that the weather has been downgraded to MILDÂ and much of the most densely populated part of Greater London is covered by a ring which seems to be correlated to the MILD designation. As I said before, the heat of cities tends to keep them warmer than their surrounding rural areas, and seeing as the icon for both designation are clouds, perhaps the designation has something to do with the amount of snowfall the region is going to receive. Basically, it's County Essex and County Hertfordshire to the northeast of Greater London that receives snow while the heat from the city's core dissipates the snowstorms from expanding westward, thus preventing snowfall from building up in County Buckinghamshire but still allowing some snow to build up on the periphery of Greater London, where Burtonville is shown to be located.
There is also the fact that in between the Tropic of Cancer and the Artic Circle, the northern Temperate Zone, which is where the UK is located, winds blow from west to east, meaning that whatever snow storm is affecting Charlie's town and East London would also be blown away from the direction of the Home Counties to the west by the direction of the wind.
And one final point on the weather, while I have already called out the filmmakers for making County Buckinghamshire look like a spring meadow in late January with bright green grass and blooming trees, they might not have forgotten about the literal storm brewing over East London after all. As I have mentioned in a previous post, in the introductory shot of the Salt Family Manor right before the Salt's television interview, if you look at the right side of the screen, you can see a dark cloud amassing beyond the manor house to the East, the same direction which Greater London is relative to County Buckinghamshire.
We can also tell that the Salt Family Manor faces southward due to the fact that when we analyze the direction the shadows on the grounds point towards, just like we did with Charlie's town to uncover its exact location, we gain more evidence to support the previous hypothesis. If we analyze the opening shot of the Salt Family Manon we see the shadows being cast, primarily by the trees, point in the opposite direction of the storm, to the northwest to be precise. Which is exactly what we would expect in a situation where the camera is pointing northwards during the morning.
On top of that, there seems to be no shadows caused by natural light inside The Armoury, the room in which the Salts give their interview and all the scenes of their family life during the subsequent flashback sequences take place in. This makes sense as the windows to their left face northwards, meaning that sunlight does not directly enter the room via those windows to cast well-defined shadows inside, which only confirms the position of the Salt Family Manor with respect to Charlie's town even more.
It's once you put all of these pieces together that everything begins to make more sense. While Charlie's town and the Salt family manor are not all that far apart from each other, there are forces blocking the extreme weather that Charlie experiences in the winter from reaching Veruca's home. And those forces are none other than the metropolis of London and the heat she generates, preventing snowfall from falling down onto the rest of the city, and the wind currents keeps the remaining storm from reaching too deep into County Buckinghamshire by blowing the storm towards the North Sea.
Now, one final thing I feel I should point out is that there are mountains north of Charlie's town, which might be called the White Edge Mountains as that is a mountain ridge mentioned in the same newspaper page where the map showing the location of Charlie's town put it near a place that looks oddly like County Essex.
I say this because even though England is known for its meadowy hills, true mountains are a rarity in the constituency country, and those that do exist are mostly found in the north and west, not the southeast where London is.
Oddly enough, the green areas in the real world which was demonstrated as being the best site for the location of Charlie's town-
Hainault Forest County Park,
Havering Country Park (Image shows the area around where Burtonville should be located, with Central London in the background),
and Fairlop Waters Country Park-are shown to actually be quite hilly in pictures, but those lumps on the earth are no where near as high as the mounts shown in the film.
On top of that, there are towns called Harold Hill and Noak Hill close to where Charlie's town should be, meaning that, at least, hills were on the minds of locals when it came to naming their settlements, for what its worth.
But, in fact, that is why this location was the best option to be the location of Charlie's town. Because the space north of Romford Road is so vast, there could be a small chain of mountains that would act as a northern shield for Charlie's town while also not impeding or preventing the construction of real world roads, like Bournebridge Lane, Manor Road and the B175. And let's say that more space had to be taken up in order to make the mountains fit there, all of those roads are just country roads that, if they didn't exist, would not truly impede the movement from those tiny County Essex towns they service into Greater London.
Now, some of you might balk at the idea of Charlie's town being in Greater London if the mountains that mark its northern frontier don't exist in the real world, but then again, an entire fictional country, Loompaland, apparently exists in the film's universe so perhaps mountains north of London when such things don't exist in real life aren't the most ridiculous thing one needs to accept when it comes to this film, but I digress.
And so, we have finally reached the end of our analysis and we can positively answer the question of where Charlie's town is located: In the United Kingdom, in the constituency country of England, in the Greater London region, in the London Borough of Redbridge, and in the Ward of Hainault to be precise.
Despite the claims that Charlie's town is set in a fable-like location devoid of any real-world connections, all the signs pointed towards the fact that Charlie lives in London due to the Britishness of the entire setting. And, in the most blunt terms, all of the American stuff shown to exist in his town, instead of being evidence of a fictional Anglo-American setting, just amounts to the biggest coincidence in the history of humanity.
And, of course, the most earthshattering revelation this entire analysis uncovered...
Charlie and Veruca are Compatriots.
But, if you still feel the findings of this analysis do not pass muster, please mail all your disagreements in writing to the following address.
Willy Wonka
1-133 Factory Street
BURTONVILLE
RM5 2DP
United Kingdom
Sidebar #14.1: Alright, final Sidebar for the volume. So, that string of letters and numbers before United Kingdom in the address for Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory is a UK postal code. Similar to zip codes in the US, postal codes help the Royal Mail know where exactly to deliver a certain piece of mail in the UK. As for how the specific postal code shown above was chosen, the first half of the code refers to the postcode district which covers much of the empty space in the real world which was determined to be Charlie's town. After some research, it was determined most of the land in question is located in the postcode area RM, or Romford, postal code, more specifically RM5.
However, a significant portion of the empty land determined to be the location of Burtonville is located in an entirely different postcode area, with the other portion found in the borders of postcode area IG, or the Ilford postcode area. Interestingly enough, this area most likely got its name in part or completely from the nearby town of Chigwell as it is not named IL or IF after Ilford. Additionally, the area of IG which borders RM5 is another postcode district covering Burtonville, IG7, which while also a candidate for the postcode district for Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, is ultimately much smaller than RM5, therefore less likely to be the correct postcode. However, one could argue that IG7 is the postcode district for the Bucket home, yet their postcode is much harder to pinpoint as their home is on the outskirt of town, farther away from where human settlements exist.
And 2DP was selected as the postcode sector due to the fact that that code services locations along the A1113, or Whalebone Lane, which I have to say is another street name that sounds like it belongs in a Tim Burton film, and Romford Road. While I am operating under the presumption that these roads lie behind Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, they might very well have been some of the roads that would have passed perpendicularly between First Street when traveling from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory to the Bucket home.
Nevertheless, the area covered by the 2DP postcode sector is still the best option for the location of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, therefore I combined the postcode from the area with the address given to the factory on the back cover of the Factory Manual and Instruction Handbook, 1-133 Factory Street, Burtonville, and the format for UK addresses in order to construct an acuate British postal address.
And so, that's a wrap for the inaugural volume of Unwrapping the Wonka Bar. We here at Real-LCA-Blog hope you enjoyed your experience with us throughout these instalments and that you will join us in the future for future installments of this series. There are so many more questions that have yet to be answered, as well as observations that need to be elaborated and analyzed, such as why is Charlie's town so dreary? We discussed the weather in this corner of Greater London and how the weather in East London didn't affect the Salts in County Buckinghamshire, but we never discussed what caused the weather in Burtonville to be the way that it is in the first place. But hey, that's a question for another time.
And before we wrap this up, please enjoy this piece of art summarizing the findings of this inquiry titled The Very British Charlie Bucket.
See you all next time on another installment of Unwrapping the Wonka Bar.
















