Its Fate, Dear.

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

girls with warm hands: i have radiator hands, let me help

they’re girlfriends

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

Leave the mall santas alone

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

*doing teacher evaluation* idk you but ive seen u around school and u seem chill hmu sometime rate: 9

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

True