Yaoi too

the woke left wants you to sub for italians

i left farts in your bed if you want some

Wow thats a lot of flesh where there shouldn't be flesh! Who did this?

back in my day we didn't *need* shields. not until they added those freaking skeletons.

they've decided racism is genetic and also qualifies as a disability legally.

if you've ever used the 📓 emoji there's a good chance you're a fascist

she laughed at someone else's joke. I must find them an dkill them. only I can make her laugh >:(

mold so old I could call it mommy

sand in your foreskin

don't let anyone tell you how to trigger tag your posts, and if they do just kill them.

I have to poop but then *he* will win, and I can't allow that.

they don't tell you how fuckable forks are, they don't want you to know.

keep an eye on the local stray cats. I do not trust them

straight male fujoshis exist and they're one of the most oppressed classes

PUT. A. RED. HOT. METAL. PIPE. IN. YOUR. URETHRA. NOW!!!!

They have me in a lab right now and they're taking away my Tylenol and studying my brain please get me out of here

The reason they think Tylenol causes autism is bc of how autistic and how much Tylenol I've been consuming. Just because my autism level can't be ranked by modern medicine and I'm consuming an entire bottle of Tylenol a day does NOT MEAN IT CAUSES AUTISM!!!!