Stanley. U

@realest-stan

To truly know someone is something I would not wish on anyone. [SMCU RP ACC]

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UR ACC LOOKS SO PRETTY BUT I DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU!!!!

ooc: AGH TYSM

YEAH i randomly decided to redecorate lmao i was NOT vibing with the old layout i like this one much more

#NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT TY #smcu #stan uris #stanley uris rp #gay clown movie #rp #it (2019)#it (2017)#straightestmikegate #mike wheeler is straight #ooc

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PFP CHANGE???

ooc: YEP

THOUGHT IT WAS TIME FOR AN UPDATE since my sexuality hc for stan changed a WHILE ago

plus since he's canonically 37-38 in this rp it makes more sense for him to be his older look

#smcu #stan uris #stanley uris rp #gay clown movie #rp #it (2019)#straightestmikegate #mike wheeler is straight

ooc: guys i swear im not dead but my exams start in like

4 days now so i am gonna be GAWN

uh

ILL STILL KINDA BE HERE THOUGH

HOPEFULLY

#smcu #stan uris #stanley uris rp #gay clown movie #rp #it (2019)#it (2017)#straightestmikegate #mike wheeler is straight

i-will-recover-tomorrow

i remember you from my past lives. yeah. terrible lay. also a really boring kill. every single time we met even. wanna find out if the pattern holds

#ooc: in my heart this is him

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I- what are you sorry for? I've already told you I don't need pity for the blindness thing.

@lions-lanternwood

...What are you talking about. What happened to- which friend? What?

Is this about Boris turning straight? Because he's back to normal now.

Not heard what? What do you know that I don't?

Are my friends okay?

Is this something to do with Theo? Is Theo okay, is this why he's just vanished off the face of the Earth?

Shit, Theo didn't try anything again, did he?

...

What? No that can't be right.

He's not-

He can't be. Someone would have told me. This has to be- some sick joke-

...It can't be true. You're lying. Like Judith.

He can't be...he promised he wouldn't. He swore he wouldn't die he told me-

It isn't true. Please.

@closeted-theoooo is that why you've been gone? He can't actually be dead- right?

@bisexualborisp Please Boris, tell me its not true. Mike isn't dead. He can't be.

You have to be lying. You sound too much like her, you're just like Judith, I can't believe I thought any differently of you-

SHUT UP! You're lying, you're just like IT, you want to scare me like last time-

Shit are you her? Have you been her this whole time!?

I won't be scared of you again. Or anything you say. You lie, you're lying! You have to be lying!

I- what are you sorry for? I've already told you I don't need pity for the blindness thing.

@lions-lanternwood

...What are you talking about. What happened to- which friend? What?

Is this about Boris turning straight? Because he's back to normal now.

Not heard what? What do you know that I don't?

Are my friends okay?

Is this something to do with Theo? Is Theo okay, is this why he's just vanished off the face of the Earth?

Shit, Theo didn't try anything again, did he?

...

What? No that can't be right.

He's not-

He can't be. Someone would have told me. This has to be- some sick joke-

...It can't be true. You're lying. Like Judith.

He can't be...he promised he wouldn't. He swore he wouldn't die he told me-

It isn't true. Please.

@closeted-theoooo is that why you've been gone? He can't actually be dead- right?

@bisexualborisp Please Boris, tell me its not true. Mike isn't dead. He can't be.

You have to be lying. You sound too much like her, you're just like Judith, I can't believe I thought any differently of you-

I- what are you sorry for? I've already told you I don't need pity for the blindness thing.

@lions-lanternwood

...What are you talking about. What happened to- which friend? What?

Is this about Boris turning straight? Because he's back to normal now.

Not heard what? What do you know that I don't?

Are my friends okay?

Is this something to do with Theo? Is Theo okay, is this why he's just vanished off the face of the Earth?

Shit, Theo didn't try anything again, did he?

...

What? No that can't be right.

He's not-

He can't be. Someone would have told me. This has to be- some sick joke-

...It can't be true. You're lying. Like Judith.

I- what are you sorry for? I've already told you I don't need pity for the blindness thing.

@lions-lanternwood

...What are you talking about. What happened to- which friend? What?

Is this about Boris turning straight? Because he's back to normal now.

Not heard what? What do you know that I don't?

Are my friends okay?

Is this something to do with Theo? Is Theo okay, is this why he's just vanished off the face of the Earth?

Shit, Theo didn't try anything again, did he?

I- what are you sorry for? I've already told you I don't need pity for the blindness thing.

@lions-lanternwood

...What are you talking about. What happened to- which friend? What?

Is this about Boris turning straight? Because he's back to normal now.

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I- what are you sorry for? I've already told you I don't need pity for the blindness thing.

@lions-lanternwood

#smcu #stan uris #stanley uris rp #gay clown movie #rp #it (2019)#it (2017)#straightestmikegate

I swear I can hear the paintings on Bill's walls shuffling around. They're moving, doing stuff.

I've talked to a couple of them. They're a bit old school, but they're nice.

the-god-ross-duffer

What did they say?

A lot of stuff. They asked me about my blindfold, and I asked them to describe what landscape they were in in their painting. I'd forgotten what most of the paintings in Bill's house looked like, so it was a nice reminder.

We just talked. They started telling me old stories of encounters they had with people, it was really interesting. One of them was very into birds, I enjoyed talking to her.

On the whole much nicer than certain other animated paintings I've encountered over the course of my lifetime.

I swear I can hear the paintings on Bill's walls shuffling around. They're moving, doing stuff.

I've talked to a couple of them. They're a bit old school, but they're nice.

#smcu #stan uris #stanley uris rp #gay clown movie #rp #it (2019)#it (2017)#straightestmikegate #smcu lore #<- maybe?#smcu 2 electric boogaloo

you're standing in the checkout line for the grocery store, listening to the beep of the cash register, when all of a sudden you feel wobbly. that's weird. you try to steady yourself, but you can't actually see, so you end up kind of stumbling around. the wobbliness doesn't go away -- instead, it seems to get worse. you can feel the ground shaking under your feet, and then you start to fall over before catching yourself on... a brick wall? you manage to stand up -- the ground suddenly even once more -- and you take stock of your surroundings. you can hear cars honking, and you feel the spring breeze on your face.

Wh...eugh, that made me feel sick. Motion sickness sucks.

I'm...right so I'm not in the supermarket anymore. I'd be worried about the teleporting but...weirder things have happened. Where the hell am I? This doesn't sound like anywhere close to Bill's. Though there is a road...

At least I didn't have to pay for this shit.

Wh-hey! Hello?

I could've sworn...

It was probably just a car or something.

Is there anyone even out here? Please tell me I'm not on a highway or something...

...This probably should be worrying me more than it is.

Right. Okay...its just Chicago. You live in Chicago. You know loads of people in Chicago who can some help you.

Uhh...Well Theo has vanished. I doubt he'd answer. I haven't seen Lucas and Chris for a while...I think Eddie's arguing with God again...

It's not like I know where I am.

Fuck, @bisexualborisp , I know you had that weird "straight" thing going on in that restaurant, but do you think you could maybe help me out here?

sure, stanford. i try to find you. do you have any idea where you are? of course you can't see but is there anything you know?

Uh. Cars. I think I'm somewhere downtown. But I can hear cars. And the wind is nice out here. It's soft. It feels kind of warm on my face too- it's sunny. I don't...know if that helps.

Oh. And uh- a brick wall. I'm leaning against a brick wall. But that's about it.

great. i should be able to find you. i know my way around most of chicago now. i thought you were adjusting to the weird fucking eye thing. do you still get lost??

By adjusting I really just mean not walking into stuff as much as I used to. The "weird fucking eye thing" is still as prevalent as ever. I still gave to wear the blindfold and I still get lost quite easily. I haven't been in Chicago for long, either, I don't really know my way around.

ah, right. sorry. i could help you. i'll walk around town with you. once i find you. it's the least i can do after everything you have done for me.

That sounds lovely, Boris. I'd love to go on a walk with you.

Hey, I'd do all that again. You know that.

yeah, it does. thank you.

i still cannot thank you enough, stanford. i'm glad you were... umm... revived??

i see you!

Yeah...me too.

Really? Where?

just behind you. cmon. i'll take you home.

Oh- jeez, warn a guy.

Thanks for coming to get me. I don't even know how I got here, one second I was in the store and the next- it was so weird.

you're standing in the checkout line for the grocery store, listening to the beep of the cash register, when all of a sudden you feel wobbly. that's weird. you try to steady yourself, but you can't actually see, so you end up kind of stumbling around. the wobbliness doesn't go away -- instead, it seems to get worse. you can feel the ground shaking under your feet, and then you start to fall over before catching yourself on... a brick wall? you manage to stand up -- the ground suddenly even once more -- and you take stock of your surroundings. you can hear cars honking, and you feel the spring breeze on your face.

Wh...eugh, that made me feel sick. Motion sickness sucks.

I'm...right so I'm not in the supermarket anymore. I'd be worried about the teleporting but...weirder things have happened. Where the hell am I? This doesn't sound like anywhere close to Bill's. Though there is a road...

At least I didn't have to pay for this shit.

Wh-hey! Hello?

I could've sworn...

It was probably just a car or something.

Is there anyone even out here? Please tell me I'm not on a highway or something...

...This probably should be worrying me more than it is.

Right. Okay...its just Chicago. You live in Chicago. You know loads of people in Chicago who can some help you.

Uhh...Well Theo has vanished. I doubt he'd answer. I haven't seen Lucas and Chris for a while...I think Eddie's arguing with God again...

It's not like I know where I am.

Fuck, @bisexualborisp , I know you had that weird "straight" thing going on in that restaurant, but do you think you could maybe help me out here?

sure, stanford. i try to find you. do you have any idea where you are? of course you can't see but is there anything you know?

Uh. Cars. I think I'm somewhere downtown. But I can hear cars. And the wind is nice out here. It's soft. It feels kind of warm on my face too- it's sunny. I don't...know if that helps.

Oh. And uh- a brick wall. I'm leaning against a brick wall. But that's about it.

great. i should be able to find you. i know my way around most of chicago now. i thought you were adjusting to the weird fucking eye thing. do you still get lost??

By adjusting I really just mean not walking into stuff as much as I used to. The "weird fucking eye thing" is still as prevalent as ever. I still gave to wear the blindfold and I still get lost quite easily. I haven't been in Chicago for long, either, I don't really know my way around.

ah, right. sorry. i could help you. i'll walk around town with you. once i find you. it's the least i can do after everything you have done for me.

That sounds lovely, Boris. I'd love to go on a walk with you.

Hey, I'd do all that again. You know that.

yeah, it does. thank you.

i still cannot thank you enough, stanford. i'm glad you were... umm... revived??

i see you!

Yeah...me too.

Really? Where?

#smcu #<- dw dw me too i might vanish too im tired #<- ok yes get good sleep #imagine stan rapidly spinning around in circles on the spot #despite the fact he cannot fucking see

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you're standing in the checkout line for the grocery store, listening to the beep of the cash register, when all of a sudden you feel wobbly. that's weird. you try to steady yourself, but you can't actually see, so you end up kind of stumbling around. the wobbliness doesn't go away -- instead, it seems to get worse. you can feel the ground shaking under your feet, and then you start to fall over before catching yourself on... a brick wall? you manage to stand up -- the ground suddenly even once more -- and you take stock of your surroundings. you can hear cars honking, and you feel the spring breeze on your face.

Wh...eugh, that made me feel sick. Motion sickness sucks.

I'm...right so I'm not in the supermarket anymore. I'd be worried about the teleporting but...weirder things have happened. Where the hell am I? This doesn't sound like anywhere close to Bill's. Though there is a road...

At least I didn't have to pay for this shit.

Wh-hey! Hello?

I could've sworn...

It was probably just a car or something.

Is there anyone even out here? Please tell me I'm not on a highway or something...

...This probably should be worrying me more than it is.

Right. Okay...its just Chicago. You live in Chicago. You know loads of people in Chicago who can some help you.

Uhh...Well Theo has vanished. I doubt he'd answer. I haven't seen Lucas and Chris for a while...I think Eddie's arguing with God again...

It's not like I know where I am.

Fuck, @bisexualborisp , I know you had that weird "straight" thing going on in that restaurant, but do you think you could maybe help me out here?

sure, stanford. i try to find you. do you have any idea where you are? of course you can't see but is there anything you know?

Uh. Cars. I think I'm somewhere downtown. But I can hear cars. And the wind is nice out here. It's soft. It feels kind of warm on my face too- it's sunny. I don't...know if that helps.

Oh. And uh- a brick wall. I'm leaning against a brick wall. But that's about it.

great. i should be able to find you. i know my way around most of chicago now. i thought you were adjusting to the weird fucking eye thing. do you still get lost??

By adjusting I really just mean not walking into stuff as much as I used to. The "weird fucking eye thing" is still as prevalent as ever. I still gave to wear the blindfold and I still get lost quite easily. I haven't been in Chicago for long, either, I don't really know my way around.

ah, right. sorry. i could help you. i'll walk around town with you. once i find you. it's the least i can do after everything you have done for me.

That sounds lovely, Boris. I'd love to go on a walk with you.

Hey, I'd do all that again. You know that.

#if i vanish: just know it is 20 past midnight for me currently 😔

lions-lanternwood

HEY! you guys are BANNED!!

@gayestcody @resurrected-jake @lesbianest-vickie @bisexualborisp @the-god-ross-duffer

Julio's Kitchen staff have been advised to refuse entry to the aforementioned individuals. Other restaurants in the area have been advised to serve these people with extreme caution. All five of them are known for their association with Mikey Wheeler, the former owner of Flowers and Soles, which burned down after a shoe caught on fire, and it seems they were infected with his disregard for the restaurants of Chicago (despite Gayest Cody Ferdinand being the mayor of our proud city. smh, Mr. Mayor. We at Julio's Kitchen expected better).

what the fuck??? i did not REFUSE to pay. i just nicely said i could not afford the bill. totally.

And then you left the premises! You still owe us 18 dollars, by the way. Julio says I'm allowed to hunt you down and get the money from you. You're lucky I have class in 10min.

shit. i will get you the money. someday.

I'd cover for you but I think all my credit cards were frozen by my wife and I don't really want to give any money to that establishment.

...I really need to call my wife she still thinks I'm dead-

#“wife” lavenderest of marriages but still

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