Who am I?

Dave Green is a country in Southern Europe shaped like a boot

Dave Green is a successful production manager for a number of Peruvian folk bands.

Despite all his other shortcomings, Dave Green did have $5 in fishing boat proceeds in 2013

Dave Green is the Aimee Osbourne of the Green family

I imagine Dave Green as having purple skin and being ten feet tall

Dave Green is the Egor to Hank and John's Victor Frankenstein. He has a terrible hunch, bad grammar and eats the soot of the fireplace... And Frankenstein's Monster's nose substance.

Dave Green was Actually the orginal name of Bruce Banner. He fucked up during his Ph.D. and turned into the hulk. The family was very disapointed, that he could fail in such a simple procedure. A lass he was forgiven due to his choice of skin color. Though he has had a continues bad relationship with his brother Hank, due to the not applying natural laws, by growing bigger and being able to jump insanely high without lessening his molecular density, but on the contrary making it dense enough for bullets not being able to penetrate him, which Hank finds very very silly.

Apart from brother John’s brief cameo, Dave Green is the only background actor in The Fault In Our Stars Movie. This was achieved using only the highest caliber hair, makeup, costuming, and prosthetic experts in the world as well as the groundbreaking technology that brought us such classic Hollywood Cinema as The Parent Trap and Norbit. No expense was spared.