realboyaegon

i adore the fact that jon snow was allowed to bring ghost to the wall. like yes of course you can become a brother of the night's watch together with your doggy. there's a rule against wives, not puppies

sleeper contender for the funniest mean jon moment is in the asos first assault on the wall when some dipshit wildling named BIG BOIL gets shot and jon literally takes a break in the middle of fighting for his life to think “that will stop him bitching about his boil 🙄” this is the ONLY time in ANY of the asoiaf books including the wider written universe that the word “bitching” is used. he is a wordsmithhhhh he came up with that on his ownnnnnn. rip jon snow you would have loved calling people chopped fucking fat chuds 💔