imagine you’re just a normal guy doing normal stuff when one day your mom dies. it’s really sad, and prompts your dad to move back to bumfuck, nowhere and become a farmer. then your dad remarries and your step-mom already has a son who you’ve never met before. so far, normal family drama.
then your new mom gets kidnapped and murdered, and your step-brother comes back and just fucking murders everyone associated with step-mom’s death. over the top, but still understandable.
then everything goes off the fucking rails. the normal government is replaced by an evil space wizard dictatorship. your step brother, also an evil space wizard, fucking snaps and murders a bunch of kids and then a ton of other people. it’s chaos.
then some random guy (also a space wizard) shows up and hands you and your new wife a baby. “this is your nephew,” he says “by the way, the empire is probably gonna want to hunt him down. they also want me dead, so I’m going to live about an hour away from you. cool? cool.” and you’re like….I guess? so you raise your nephew to the best of your ability and do farm stuff, only to end up tortured and then killed by the government anyway.
like, all things considered, owen lars really had a fucked up life.


























