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synchronized swimming is not more lame than pole dancing

Since when is synchronized swimming not totally awesome?

fuck the forth of july

Desks are very important. A desk was the first piece of furniture i ever bought. Like i had one before i had a dresser or hangers

stumbled into the tumblr shoplifting community i support them they have deep secret lingo i can barely understand

I also stumbled onto this and i thought i discovered something big

every now and then i freak out about menopause

In what world is going bald even comparable to menopause. Balding can even be a symptom of menopause

every now and then i freak out about menopause

Me and grace were just complaining about this and I understand what you're talking about. I don't get it at allllll

had a dream where some of my teeth fell out but not all of them and it was really scary i felt like i could feel them in my mouth

This happened to me for the first time recently and it freaked me out so bad that i couldn't sleep until 6am and felt like i was psychotic and i had to stop reading the book i was reading at the time because it was all too scary. When i woke up i felt my teeth grow back in