acting like twst is real

What is real-twst?

A fun, lighthearted rp blog where we pretend our world is in Twisted Wonderland.

Do real countries exist?

Yes, real life countries exist alongside fictional TWST locations such as the Queendom of Hearts. Don’t question it too hard.

Is this the English version or Japanese version?

Since I only play in English, we’ll mostly be using names and terms from the translation. However, you may use whichever you prefer.

Who is running the blog?

In roleplay, I am an ordinary person living in the village on Sage’s Island. Out of roleplay, I am just a simple bored little guy :) please refer to me with he/it/potion pronouns, do NOT use they/them for me. My name is Alchemy.

Can I roleplay as a canon character or an OC?

Yes! Go ahead.

What sort of asks should I submit?

I highly recommend going through @/realpokemon for an idea as to what kind of asks I want to receive. They are the main inspiration behind the creation of this blog!

Is [thing from our world] real in Twisted Wonderland?

Yes to things like memes, internet culture, famous bands/singers, movies, shows, etc. Most real world events in history are not as they typically wouldn’t make much sense in TWST lore.

Is [thing] allowed?

As long as it’s not anything offensive/NSFW, it’s probably fine. If it’s something I deem inappropriate, I’ll just delete the ask.

Please tag your posts with _____

If you feel that any of my posts need a certain tag, let me know, but make sure they’re actually necessary. I will only add #unreality to my posts if they start breaching containment and cause confusion/distress.

If you need help becoming familiar with the world and lore of Twisted Wonderland beyond just the school in which the game takes place, here is an archive! It’s a tad outdated but still has most of what you need to know.

So anyway, I'm asking around and I bump into someone who's donning the college crest, and I think maybe they can help.

He was super friendly! After telling me the situation he gives me a tour of his dorms library and we start looking through tomes. While searching we click immediately and talk about our favorite operas and poetry (I convinced him to share with me a piece close to his heart he wrote about some Celebrity crush). Long story short we end up talking about passion in the arts and the meaning of true love and life in general. The entire exchange leaves him a blushing mess. We exchange numbers.

Later a mortified student clad in an orange uniform gets my attention and asks me if I'm alright.

Like… why do you need to know sir? Am I in your forest? Am I bothering you by sleeping? This has become an ongoing occurrence.. even when I purposefully switch spots to avoid him.. he ALWAYS finds me..

My UM can create gusts of wind in any direction for any duration of time. I can bring it up to around 50 kilometers per hour, I think? It’s really helpful for flight, but I wouldn’t suggest asking me to assist you unless you are confident that you won’t get blown sky-high.

-Dia Anon

I’m a Pisces!!! ♓️

I was actually born in the Land of Pyroxene, but moved here a couple of years ago.

I’m an adult <3

I have no Unique Magic, and I prefer making potions over casting spells. Pretty fitting considering my name lol

First of all, yes I did buy the earmuffs, they cost a lot but honestly I’d rather be broke than deaf. Second, mr.loudmouth and I’s project was a success :D, we got a near perfect score, so hey at least that went well, considering how strict mr.crewel is I’m honestly surprised, he’s the teacher with a half white half black hair, so to the anon who asked, no I don’t think he’s married, and honestly I don’t think he’s even interested in anyone right now, so as long as you’re not a minor, good luck?

Also mr.loudmouth is apparently friends with the “trouble group”, which includes, that one magicless student that I still don’t know why is in NRC, the guy who destroyed a chandelier and burnt the queen of hearts statue on his first day (I’d also like to add is that he’s a heartslabyul student so I can guess how well that went with his dormhead), a guy another anon mentioned with lilac? Purple? Hair (who hates being compared to a girl and will fistfight you if you compare him to one or call him cute or any other ‘girly’ things, I’ve seen it myself), the top savanaclaw first year as far as I know, the guy who’s famous for his most consistent spell being summoning a cauldron in mid-air and dropping it on people, and also Ortho, this is the weirdest group of friends I’ve ever seen and honestly, I’m terrified of em

sounds like a sitcom tbh

i love getting these asks, thanks for sharing 🍵

I read somewhere that the Queen of Hearts loved to play croquet, but with live hedgehogs and flamingos. Some citizens in the Queendom of Roses honor her by playing it this way, but that sounds like animal abuse to me 😅

IM SORRY FOR REUSING THIS IMAGE SO MUCH BUT WHAT THE SHIT DID I JUST READ BRUH 😭😭😭😭

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Omg aww wait thats actually so sweet!! Hope ur doing better now tho 🫶

If he unironically calls people “normie” he ain’t the one 😭💔

Anyways- My new candy store will be opening soon ! Thank you for the assist - if you ever manage to visit, the first purchase will be on the house for you 👍✨️✨️✨️

just look for the blue sign with 'Coral Confections' on it! (I'm actually from the coral sea, haha- so i plan on selling a few unique treats based on what I like to eat back home! - i hope you'll enjoy some if you visit ✨️✨️ ✨️)