The Awesome Store

I don't like Gumball or Darwin but I do care about them. And they do look cute here, I guess.

GTA? Is that the one where you get to drive around the city like Boss does?

Boss doesn't like taking me on his cross-dimensional trips since I need to work the shop. But I know I've been to that pretty city on the beach, Steve Universe or whatever it was. Hmm... do you guys know about the one with a big treehouse fort thing?

Everyone except you, you're so disrespectful for no reason.

I forgot who the Parham lady is but I can hit Tobias with the van. He's made of, like, cotton, it's fine.

Eh, we don't usually buy things that talk. It's a little on-the-line.

No, we would get sued by just about everyone, since people like Penny. If I wanted to buy a person I would choose Tobias or something.

I'm doing alright, thanks for asking. I think you're, like, the second person to ask? Anyway, even after a few months of life improvement, maybe I don't always see myself as important...

I only have one stream of tears when I cry (not that I cry often), so probably just one.

It's really, really hot today, but it's going alright.

Oh, yeah. A roman candle hit our van and broke a window! If only we could sue...

I mean, you only showed me one of her songs, right?

I guess Gumball. Or something. I guess.

If another weird time skip happens soon, I'm gonna be mad.

Wait, what? Blurryface by who?

Honestly, I just want someone who doesn't think I'm crazy. I could tolerate anything else.