That’s How Crazy Goes

people who slander dandelions are so boring. oh you don’t like weeds?? you don’t want to see my yard absolutely covered in fairy pom poms motherfucker??? get bent 

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

I’m really bad at conversations sorry if I’ve ever talked to you

me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

haven’t done anything stupid yet today but i’m sure i’ll think of something

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

you know, just your regular work week.

i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

*adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site