NECROPHILIA.

“You know what… I don’t really care, but you could check with your boy, Boone– he invited me.”

     “ UH, my all time biggest bro boone-ski would NOT invite       you. you wear eyeliner, bro. && i’m all for self expression       but you’re kinda killing the whole vibe of the party with the       rock && roll look. wait are you one of boone’s secret grindr      hook ups??? that might be an exception. boone-ski needs      to get laid && i’m straight as a board. “

LIKE FOR A STARTER? 

“So… what kind of extra cirricular activities can I look forward to as the newest Dollar Scholar?”

“WOAH, slow your roll. Being a member of the Dollar Scholars ISN’T a piece of cake, bud. You have to prove yourself worthy ------ starting with deciphering if you can hit a golf ball right and if you have manly instincts high enough to apply. SISSY’S aren’t allowed in our frat. We also don’t accept garbage people, we don’t like hippies, and we definitely DON’T accept bros that can’t golf.”

                       one of us has                                a hard luck case of                                         the gay face                                                   AND IT AIN’T ME.