don't fear the reaper

“ILLUSION. A trick is something a whore does for money…Or candy.”

“Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.”

“I had to finish it. It’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s been opened.”

“I’m afraid I just blue myself.”

“I made a pun! ,,,Even in this trying time.”

“You can’t see it…I just winked.”

“If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it, and I won’t respond to it.”

“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”

“I don’t know who that is and I don’t care to find out.”

“It’s a great day. For being sad.”

“I’M A MONSTER!”

“Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?”

“Oh, [ name]. After all these years, God’s not gonna take a call from you.”

“Stop lying. Stop manipulating. Just be nicer.”

“Marry me!”

“I care deeply for nature.”

“Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.”

“What is this? What’s happening? Why are you squeezing me with your body?”

“We’ve had a tough couple of months. We’re all figuring out who we really are and what we want in life, and that can be painful. However, you can’t really heal yourself until you stop living a lie.”

“I’m tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating.”

“It’s good to see you, Jefe.”

 ”We’re probably sending people off to get killed. Yeah that’s right,  making decisions like that is what being in charge is all about,                  either grow up and do it or get out!”