claire :3

waking up and immediately posting you feel like salvador dali

I guess you could say I’m a little above the “tamadachi life” hype train since I dont really play video games anymore, i spend my time trying to do actually meaningful things with my life and if i wanna play “video games” i just remember to look at pictures of football/listen to football sounds for about 1-2 hours before bed so i can play football in my dreams

i am eternally envious of people own ziploc bags but never enough to actually remember to buy them

the only thing you can do on tdov that isnt annoying is post a fire pic or ask for money

there has to be a way to talk about America’s cultural eating disorder without grabbing pictures of very skinny celebrities and saying “LOOK at this isnt this HIDEOUS”

I have immoral ocd its when youre incredibly afraid of telling the truth or doing chores of paying for stuff at the store

The Sincere Hipster: why is dressing up like a girl and dressing my boy friends up like girls and eating their pussies and going pee… actually good?