ITZ RAZ

I HATE PISSING!!1!1!1

Springs as I bash my head into the road, except that it wasn't a road it was just a really big metal pipe, so big that it looks flat from our perspective, like the earth, except that I couldn't bash my head in because somebody turned the gravity off so now I'm just stuck in place until the pipe magically turned into a small sandwich that a toddler could eat in one bite so with all my might I farted out a blackhole and it gained consciousness because I accidentally used too much of my power and it got scared and then ran away so I look for the nearest star close to me and use my amazing grappling hook and orbited around that star so fast until I get enough momentum to eject myself outside the milky way, searching I see a pirate ship in the middle of a ocean, yes a piece of the Earth's ocean in space, I ignored it since I've already been a pirate once, maybe I could do it again some other day, as I kept searching I found that the other day was really nice to be a dentist, so why not do that? Oh right I'm in space, so I kept searching, I saw a lot of nothing in space honestly, oh except for that furry femboy that was in a small boat, anyway as I kept going I saw an elephant carrying another elephant, I thought why not? So I turned into an elephant and

BAD