•RavenMage5•

I love Hubert von Vestra so it makes me sad that a lot of people don't fully understand his character. A lot of the fanon I see for him is "oo sulky murder boy willing to do anything for the good of his master/empire" but that's just...not the truth. Don't get me wrong, Hubert will do anything for Edelgard but by the end of Three Houses (assuming you've gotten all his A supports) he's also willing to do anything (so long as it doesn't hurt Edelgard) for at least Byleth, Ferdinand, and Bernadetta.

Jonathan Crane be like: Yeah, I’m GAY. 

Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.

Not only that, some anthropologists think that cooking is what MADE us human- as in the ability to consume large amounts of EASIER-to-digest calories (with all the pathogens killed off and the tough cell walls broken down) is the thing that allowed us to devote evolutionary energy to growing larger brains, and solidified the beginnings of communal human civilization. Have you seen how many hours a day pandas spend chewing on raw bamboo? Cooking let us take a shortcut so we could evolve in other ways. Especially bread, bc it’s a lot of caloric energy packed into a portable chunk you could take with you for days and days. Also in order to have bread you have to have grain farms, so bread (and beer, also made from grains) sort of catalyzed humans settling down into centralized permanent settlements. So cooking (and eventually farming) didn’t just help us physiologically evolve into our current form, but also shaped our social structures from the beginning. You should watch the Michael Pollan documentary “Cooked,” on Netflix! It’ll rock your world.

There’s a strong theory that we didn’t invent farming to make bread.