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Also I saw Wonder Woman yesterday so if anyone wants to gush about it with me, I'll be sneaking on my phone in back of house to cry over it.

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I swear to god, the universe is working against me when I try to come online to do drafts. But I have a day off coming up so I'm trying to get everything I owe in order. Also if anyone would like, I'm always down to plot things for Stitch, just bear with me a bit.
Yondu: we'll take them batteries--what they're worth what--a quater mil on the open market?
Taserbutt: That priestess offered us a million! A quarter is only one-third of that!
Yondu: A quarter ain't a thir--
Fucking Gef: A quarter is 25.
Yondu: No--
Fucking Gef: We can't even buy a pair of boots with only 25 units.
[MEANWHILE ON THE ECLECTOR]
Corvus: -sensing an ungodly amount of stupidity right about now-
Corvus: Fucking Gef.
More Obscure Disney Sentence Starters
mediarpmemes:
āWhy are you staring at me?ā
āItās like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.ā
āIāve never heard this song before! What the hell is it?ā
āHave you any last words before I dispatch you?ā
āThank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.ā
āWould you like me to call someone for you?ā
āOh my, this is a twist in our story! Itās the brave little princess coming to the rescue.ā
āYou know that you will live happily ever after.ā
āLet me guess. Youāre looking for a beautiful girl, too?ā
āIs that the only word you know? āNo?ā
āNo. Spiteful, vindictive, *very large*, but never crazy.ā
āYouāve met your match, you foul bellowing beast!ā
āYou want a show? Iāll give you a show.ā
āYou have no idea who youāre dealing with.ā
āI seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my loveās duet.ā
āYou know most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.ā
āForget about happily ever after, it doesnāt exist.ā
āSilence! You lying, murderous wretch!ā
āDonāt you think thatās a bit melodramatic, dear?ā
āIs this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?ā
āWe shall be married in the morning!ā
āYouāre gonna marry somebody after a day?ā
āHow about this, and they all lived happily ever after? Well, at least I did.ā
āIām surprised. You said you couldnāt dance.ā
āLook around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us.ā
āIt wouldāve been better if we never met. None of this wouldāve happened.ā
āIād rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.ā
āIs this bottomless pit a friend of yours?ā
āWell, Iāll just have to take it by force then, wonāt I?ā
āYou see what I mean? Once two sides wanna fight, nothing can stop them.ā
āLook, we donāt have to fight them.ā
āIāve never been a popular man.ā
āI lied for you once. Donāt ask me to do it again.ā
āYou must choose your own path.ā
āClose your eyes. Now forget what you see.ā
āGo ahead. Shoot me.ā
āShall I - ahem - leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?ā
āIt canāt get any worse, can it?ā
āDo not let them see you and do not seek them out.ā
āWhy are you threatened by anyone different from you?ā
āThere are no trails through a womanās heart.ā
āOkay. Itās all fun and games till someone loses an eye.ā
āHey, look, I made a bridge. It only took me like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven, tops.ā
āYou ask too many questions! Who are you? Who sent you? Speak up!ā
āTrust me on this one. You donāt wanna know.ā
āHey, I had nothing to do with it.ā
āWell, as far as me goes, I just like to blow things up.ā
āI thought you said this thing could cut through a femur in twenty-eight seconds!ā
āYou didnāt just drink that, did you?ā
āOf course, itās been my experience, when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.ā
āGet back! Iāve got soap, and Iām not afraid to use it.ā
āI didnāt say it was the smart thing, but it is the right thing.ā
ā'Bout time someone hit him. Iām just sorry it wasnāt me.ā
āI could unblock that if I had, like, two-hundred of these. Problem is, I only have, like, ten, plus three of my own, a couple of cherry bombs, road flareā¦ā
āNow, letās go over it again, just so we got it straight: you didnāt find anything.ā
āYeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this.ā
āI thought you said he only had guns!ā
āYou said we were in this together!ā
āI consider myself an even tempered man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.ā

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āTake him to the tailor, boys.ā
cannibalisticwhistler:
āMake threeā big enough tā fit most, with a bit of adjustment. Hoods tā go over the heads. We can have some of our boys down in the pit make some visors thatāll hold up against fire. Wonāt be perfect, but we can keepĀ āem on hand for special occasionsā next time some idiot tries tā set fire to the ship, probably.ā
Though it remains unspoken, heās got the same thing on his mind. It doesnāt matter what he does these daysā someone on the crew will find a way to twist it AGAINST him.
The weight of it sags on his bones. For a moment he frowns at the leather, then he turns to departā but something keeps him there. Uncertainty. The crewās beginning to divide their loyalties, and he doesnāt know what side Stitch stands on.
āYouāve been hearinā TALK. I know you have.ā
he nods to his captainās commands, bundling up the leather and jotting down his notes on a datapad, running through a list in his head of measurements and materials. thereās still a mound of uniforms heās got to work on, not to mention that oblo would scalp him if his new jacket wasnāt finished like heād promised two weeks ago. his job was getting to be difficult to handle, and these side projects werenāt helping the load at all.Ā
stitch expects for yondu to leave him to his job, but when the old centaurian stands there, and he says exactly what the tailor was hoping he wouldnāt, he tenses up.Ā āyeah. lot ofĀ āem aināt happy about xandar. i do what i can to squash the naysayers, but thereās talk youāve gone soft, boss. it aināt good. i try not to think of the worst, but sounds like mutinyās brewinā.ā
he doesnāt believe in whatever idiotic cause taserface is pushing on the others. which is why he sets his datapad down, crossing burly arms over his chest.Ā āyou aināt ever given me reason to doubt you. dad didnāt raise no traitor. you need me with you if shit hits the fan, iām your man.ā
didntmeantomutiny:
Ā Ā Ā ā ā I aināt pissed off no-one!ā
Even as a blanket statement, itās untrue. Heās generally pissing off someone or other. Part of being a Ravager, part of being first mate. Part of being Kraglin and maybe not having the best sense of when to quit.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āNo one reads them reports.ā Theyāre not much for bureaucracy.Ā āWhyād we Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā bother if we can just come anā ask ā?ā
Fingers reach out to prod curiously.
āIf you read the reports, youād know that touchinā thatās gonna burn your fingers off.āĀ
It wasnāt true, not in any sense of the word. The material was heat resistant, but if anyone bothered to read up on his updates, theyād already know that. He grumbled and swatted at Kraglinās hand, shoving the other aside, with half a mind to shove him out into the hallway. Everyone always interrupted him when he was working.Ā
āIf youāre gonna hide out here, make yourself useful anā sort that fabric pile out. Colors, then length.ā
so iāve got work today and tomorrow night, then iāve got tuesday and wednesday off. but since itās fatherās day, while i try and catch up here before i have to go to work, iām gonna toss stitchās dad on here for the next couple days. if anyone wants a starter or wants to send questions to his papa, let me know!
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continued from here.
sheās never been hitĀ before. accidents happen, sure, but never a closed fist with ill intent, anger behind clenched knuckles, flesh meeting flesh. it had startled her, so much so that when stitch asked her who hurt you, her words were swallowed by a cry that bubbled up, an avian sound that sounded wounded and scared. she had to move her hands away from her face when his rose up, and she was doing her best notĀ to cry, but tears lined those yellow eyes.Ā ā not know name.. ā
āitās okay, iām not gonna hurt you.ā he was gentle as he cradled her face, wanting to pull her close to his chest, to shield her there from any further harm. he put an arm around er shoulder and started to lead her back to his quarters, away from the others as they all lost their sense to roughhousing. he didnāt want her to be struck again, because he doubted he would be able to hold back his anger then. he was silent until they reached his quarters, pulling her inside and offering her a seat while he rummaged around for painkillers, handing her a soft, embroidered handkerchief.Ā āiād clean up the blood for you, but i donāt wanna hurt you by accident.ā he admitted sheepishly.

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gotta apologize again for not being here, guys. work is kicking my ass. thank god i have one day off this week, during which iām gonna be getting to replies. and also starters if anyone wants one. but iāll try and be on monday night after work, definitely gonna be here tuesday.
puercaelestis:
āāāĀ āoh cāmon. you gotta be used to it by now,ā the quip coming from him was so natural by now.Ā ābesides, iām here because i need something.ā yeah. that was the way to assure someone. good job, peter.
āyeah, yāall need somethinā right around the time you start botherinā me.ā it never failed. stitch rolled his eyes at the other ravager, tossing aside bits of scrap cloth. could be used as rags, maybe.Ā āwhat is it you need? make it quick, i aināt got all day.āĀ
āI know youāre busy, but Iāll make this quick. I just want to check on your back to make sure itās healing properly.ā Especially after that incident with the idiot Gef. Yondu sure laid onto him, everyone in the damn ship heard it.
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āknew i shoulda worked without a shirt on today.ā stitch sighed and pulled at his collar, tugging his shirt over his head and tossing it aside. the wound should have been on the final stages of healing, though it still looked angry and red.Ā āwhatās the diagnosis, cor?ā
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i just worked nine days straight. with seven more to get through. iāll try to reply to things during my downtime, but i canāt promise to be incredibly active within the next few days, friends.Ā
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