Give your local rat a hug

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

YAYY

morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once

See, this all sounds like it’s perfectly normal behavior for a scientist who studies the natural world. We’re all slightly insane just as a baseline.

@birdarrow reverent to your interests

Kitten, I am going to be completely honest with you. Daddy has severe carpal tunnel

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

It's a rough world out there for people who were teenagers during the exact slice of gaming history where indie video games had become feasible to develop and distribute globally, but the definition of "indie" didn't yet encompass corporate studios and million-dollar budgets. They'll tell you their favourite game when they were a kid was, like, a point-and-click visual novel whose protagonist dreams they're a vast formless sea monster that learns about the concept of colours after finding a discarded helium balloon, or a hypertext fiction/precision platformer hybrid exploring gender as a mechanism of social control, and you think they're either being pretentious or deliberately fucking with you, but no, that's just what the indie gaming scene was like for a couple of years there. The sea monster thing got a front-page feature on the same site that made Bloons Tower Defense a household name – it was literally played by millions of people.

Oh that is one my favorite games of all time!!! The one with the sea monster and the balloon, I can not remember what the fuck it is called though.

It’s called Majesty of Color, just in case you haven’t remembered

Thank you so much!!!! Im pretty sure flashpoint has it so i think ill give it a playthrew again soon ^.^

It's a rough world out there for people who were teenagers during the exact slice of gaming history where indie video games had become feasible to develop and distribute globally, but the definition of "indie" didn't yet encompass corporate studios and million-dollar budgets. They'll tell you their favourite game when they were a kid was, like, a point-and-click visual novel whose protagonist dreams they're a vast formless sea monster that learns about the concept of colours after finding a discarded helium balloon, or a hypertext fiction/precision platformer hybrid exploring gender as a mechanism of social control, and you think they're either being pretentious or deliberately fucking with you, but no, that's just what the indie gaming scene was like for a couple of years there. The sea monster thing got a front-page feature on the same site that made Bloons Tower Defense a household name – it was literally played by millions of people.

Oh that is one my favorite games of all time!!! The one with the sea monster and the balloon, I can not remember what the fuck it is called though.

I love them 😭🤣

I love this so much i may scream