trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
็ฅๆฅ / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER
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I'd rather be in outer space ๐ธ
Claire Keane
sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
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@ratsinatomb
Sorry again for not posting here!!
I just wanted to give a HUGE (sorry itโs late!) thanks to everyone who helped by donating or sharing
Lecter has been a huge help to my life and I couldnโt have gotten my chair without the help of others ๐ฅน๐ค
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jokes to make after failure that arenโt self-deprecating:
Iโm the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No oneโs ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
Iโm an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to godโs favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
Iโm being sabotaged
i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today
Happy anniversary old as balls gifset
@meme-conservation
We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls
do people know the Distant Origins of the meme, though?
this 2010 Hark A Vagrant comic, specifically this section:
Old As Balls took the Internet by STORM and then. this wonderous post was created
i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh
reblog while its still trueย
Itโs June
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I just learned that the Russian word forย โladybugโ translates toย โGodโs Little Cowโ
Itโs the same in Irish! bรณรญn Dรฉ!
in hebrew itโs โour rabbi mosesโs cowโ
Oh I love this news!!!!
Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: โWhoโs cow is this????โ
It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.
Human 1: (points at animal) Whatโs that?
Human 2: Cow.
Human 1: (points at bug) Whatโs that?
Human 2: โฆ little cow.
Human 1: But itโs so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?
Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.
The โLadyโ in the name โladybugโ is the virgin Mary. People just cannot stop giving religious names to this bug.
The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that itโd be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course theyโd be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Neil banging out the tunes in Kid Pix Deluxe 4??
he's reeeally pushing his luck
Mx why are they so shaped.
Chuletas con purรฉ
I WISH DRINKING WATER WASN'T SO GODDAMN TEDIOUS
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
... much like something else i know of
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)
you are not wrong bestie
in the Pleistocene age when humankind first began to walk upright: knee problems
feeling like the health inspector
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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for april fools weโre deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
