Eratica

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

ughhhh the two guys i kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid fujo life

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

i wish someone would pet and love me unconditionally like a dog (remembers people follow me and see my posts) ive actually never cared about or wanted anything

women! be difficult! be mean! they’re gonna hate you either way!

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

I feel like I've started to notice squeaking from my wife's chef hat when she's fucking me?

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.