*takes a look*

MFW someone keep telling jokes, thinking they are absolutely hilarious, but they are actually not, and I'm afraid they are gonna think I'm terribly rude if I tell them with a straight face, they should shut up, so I hit them just hard enough for it to hurt without leaving fatal injuries and they eventually stops and walks away thinking I'm crazy; but at least I'm not rude.

MFW I'm at the local supermarket wanting to buy myself a treat and have decided upon my favorite ice cream, but upon arrival at the freezers I realize my absolute favorite flavor - the one I wanted - was sold out and I in sadness make a quick decision of going for the chocolate cake, which sadly is located at the complete other end of the store, and then seeing, after a pretty lengthy walk, they are also completely out of that cake, and I have to walk bad to the freezers once again only to settle for my 2nd most favorite flavor of frozen dessert.