I stopped the episode at the perfect time to see the letter! It wouldn’t let me take a photo sooooooo This is what I could distinguish from it
To my son and heir- Ej Caswell
After giving much thought to your misguided decision to take a gap year, in ___ of attending Duke as generations of Caswell’s before you have done, it is my conclusion that I would be doing a great (disservice?) to our family’s distinguished legacy, was I not to intervene.
Therefore, with your best interests in mind, once you’re done with your little play and have returned home, you will be shipped off to the Caswell Success Training School in St Louis. It is my sincere hope that your time at those hallowed grounds will help steer you back to the path.
With exception of your Great Uncle Bruno, who were don’t talk about, Caswells do mighty things, and so must you.
Your Father, Cash Caswell
What we have learnt from this
- Disney loves Encanto Bruno jokes
- Cash Caswell is more trash than we thought
- the ‘Caswells do might things’ thing is going to be a thing.
Thanks for coming to my analysis. If you need any formal words for your next email, please see the unnecessary but high calibre vocabulary used in the letter. (Legit we could do a persuasive english analysis from this letter)
kaledo-art
origamiaround
baratheonpilled
yousharknotpass
ellievsbear
areudirty
theartofmadeline
romaincrisis
