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worldsmostdangerousfrog

what should i spend hans’s money on

randybloggs

get a moped, sir

and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

no

randybloggs

:(

worldsmostdangerousfrog

dont frowny face me

randybloggs

:x

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worldsmostdangerousfrog

what should i spend hans’s money on

randybloggs

get a moped, sir

and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

no

randybloggs

:(

worldsmostdangerousfrog

what should i spend hans’s money on

randybloggs

get a moped, sir

and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.

#love those

mikemoezowski

i can not be REPLACED.

randybloggs

of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.

..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?

mikemoezowski

yeah… wait no! dont try to change the subject!!! i caught you red handed with that frog! >O’(

randybloggs

I told you that was nothing!! And besides he’s engaged!! He’s already found his true love!!!

And you’re a much prettier shade of green anyhow

mikemoezowski

oh… oh really?… you think so??…..////////

randybloggs

of course michael.. like a lovely green apple but twice as sweet

mikemoezowski

i can not be REPLACED.

randybloggs

of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.

..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?

mikemoezowski

yeah… wait no! dont try to change the subject!!! i caught you red handed with that frog! >O’(

randybloggs

I told you that was nothing!! And besides he's engaged!! He's already found his true love!!!

And you're a much prettier shade of green anyhow

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mikemoezowski

i can not be REPLACED.

randybloggs

of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?

randybloggs

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

mikemoezowski

RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

randybloggs

OH UH… MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE

*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I’m just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn’t mean anything not matter how handsome and sexy he may be)

mikemoezowski

YEAH WELL i came on to post some selfies which FYI NOBODY INCLUDING MY SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND LIKED

"BUTTERING UP" "SEXY!?!?" UGH WHOS THIS A-HOLE?!?!? >O”””””(

randybloggs

I WAS WHISPERING FOR A REASON, MICHAEL

*speaking through gritted teeth* THis is Contantine, sweetheart, he’s a big name crimina—uh.. office manager and my new boss

worldsmostdangerousfrog

yes hello little green eye ball i am the official manager boss man here see my suit? it is a very nice suit it is what we businessmen wear isnt that right number 2- i mean purple lizard with glasses

randybloggs

my name is Randy sir

randybloggs

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

worldsmostdangerousfrog

*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*

w…….wha… really you think so?

i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!

randybloggs

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

mikemoezowski

RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

randybloggs

OH UH… MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE

*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I’m just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn’t mean anything not matter how handsome and sexy he may be)

mikemoezowski

YEAH WELL i came on to post some selfies which FYI NOBODY INCLUDING MY SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND LIKED

"BUTTERING UP" "SEXY!?!?" UGH WHOS THIS A-HOLE?!?!? >O”””””(

randybloggs

I WAS WHISPERING FOR A REASON, MICHAEL

*speaking through gritted teeth* THis is Contantine, sweetheart, he's a big name crimina--uh.. office manager and my new boss

worldsmostdangerousfrog

*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*

randybloggs

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

worldsmostdangerousfrog

*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*

w…….wha… really you think so?

i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!

randybloggs

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

mikemoezowski

RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

randybloggs

OH UH... MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE

*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I'm just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn't mean anything no matter how handsome and sexy he may be)

worldsmostdangerousfrog

*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*

randybloggs

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

worldsmostdangerousfrog

*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*

w…….wha… really you think so?

i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!

randybloggs

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it's hard to not know.. I've never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

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worldsmostdangerousfrog

what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles

randybloggs

what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

randybloggs

uh

horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir

worldsmostdangerousfrog

*constantine says nothing he just blankly stares at randy for several minutes never blinking*

randybloggs

(gives a sheepish and adorable grin ?)

worldsmostdangerousfrog

*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*

randybloggs

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

randybloggs

here they are sir

mm! homemade.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles

randybloggs

what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

randybloggs

uh

horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir

worldsmostdangerousfrog

*constantine says nothing he just blankly stares at randy for several minutes never blinking*

randybloggs

(gives a sheepish and adorable grin ?)

#food

randybloggs

sir I got the brownies

worldsmostdangerousfrog

oh great finally!

show me.

randybloggs

here they are sir

mm! homemade.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles

randybloggs

what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

randybloggs

uh

horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir

#food

randybloggs

sir I got the brownies

worldsmostdangerousfrog

oh great finally!

show me.

randybloggs

here they are sir

mm! homemade.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles

randybloggs

what no.. it's just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.

#food

randybloggs

OH HAHA.. OK.. gonna… steal some….. brownies. here we go. I’m gonna do it.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

i am waiting number 2………..

randybloggs

yes! here you go! fresh brownies. I mean they might seem sorta of you know not warm and fresh but that’s what happens you know. when you have to steal them. like I did

worldsmostdangerousfrog

………………………….you promise me you stole these yourself number 2……. you swear as an evil criminal mastermind..?

randybloggs

sir, I swear from the bottom of my three hearts.

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randybloggs

sir I got the brownies

worldsmostdangerousfrog

oh great finally!

show me.

randybloggs

here they are sir

mm! homemade.

#food

randybloggs

OH HAHA.. OK.. gonna… steal some….. brownies. here we go. I’m gonna do it.

worldsmostdangerousfrog

i am waiting number 2………..

randybloggs

yes! here you go! fresh brownies. I mean they might seem sorta of you know not warm and fresh but that's what happens you know. when you have to steal them. like I did

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