Square glasses are cool, Hersh!

I will be married for a week to the first person in my askbox who says "Honey, I'm home"

i know what your undies smell like

"I was being sarcastic."

"You could use a nap."

"If you don’t believe either of us, there’s always the library. I’m sure they still keep newspapers there."

"I believe you fine." He waved his hand. "Are you sure you aren't hungry? I definitely have enough for the both of us to pig out, and I'm not really one to eat alone." He wasn't completely honest on the last part, but it was nice to stuff your face with someone else.

Clive merely hummed in response. "Ask the professor, then. He was there. I’d rather not discuss it."

Randall nodded, not going to pry about the incident. "Hopefully the scandal is over?' He could guess it had something to do with alternate universes, wrongly assuming it was a real thing and not a clever facade thought up by Clive and his accompanying scientist friend.