I Lived Bitch™

THEY PUT RAMMSTEIN INTO A BONGO CAT MEME YALL

im playing cities: skylines again and i downloaded this 8-way highway interchange and this shit looks like the world’s largest automotive transmutation glyph

“Hi honey, it’s me. Gotta go through Rainbow Road again. No, it’s fine, don’t wait for me. I’ll just make me some hot pockets when I get home at 10.”

@sansserifaster

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

LOOK AT THIS BABY <33333333333

Fellas you’re in the club and this chimpanzee slaps your girls ass what do you do

that’s his girl now

we’re both his girls now