The Time Waster

if you’re working from home and have a pet, they’re your co-workers now

If you’re still in school, they’re your classmates

💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

I posted this a week ago and 👏🏻it 👏🏻did👏🏻not👏🏻age👏🏻well👏🏻🙃

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

garlic is such a good seasoning.. how does it do that

i think its the garlic

its the garlic

There is elegance in decadence

GOD this comment just changed my entire life

Gloster Canaries

Thank you!

one of these things is not like the others~

This is why they fucked him up so bad.

Fact: wizards carry staves because magic can go wrong in countless ways, but at the end of the day there are very few problems that can’t be solved by hitting them with a stick.

(This is also the reason the warlocks carry knives, which tells you everything you need to know about the difference between wizards and warlocks.)

Big Pratchett Energy

Hes staring up at god

god let this happen?

gotta say, the witcher has really revolutionised fantasy tv by deciding that high-waisted pants are the peak of fashion for dudes in witcherland

*quicksaves before stealing a necklace at hottopic*