A random theatre kid

hanschen is cool but we know bro can be evil

i’ve got some questions, like ‘whatd you do to moritz steifel’??

bro couldn’t even keep his song cuz they gave it to the straights

he’d go to seminary just to have ernst as his ‘roommate’

cuz bro is so down bad he that doesn’t give a shit

he’d jump off a bridge if it meant ernst would let him hit

unlike desdemona, hanschen never prays,

he gets distracted jerking it and never even starts

every day the further from god bro strays

he’s bisexual too, (but he’s gay for other side parts)

what do you do with all that time you bide?

‘is it wrong to pick up twinks when our friend just died?’

bitch go home. the cream has expired

i think i know what comes next, doesn’t your hand get tired?

imagine being blonde and being a gooner too

bro doesn’t jerk his thing then his balls are mirror blue